emergency friend hologram

sorry if I sound awkward and disoriented and sleep deprived and exhausted. it’s because I am

the idea of mass produced rotom devices is so funny, what are the ethical implications of trapping an animal in every phone you make

*at the club, yelling over the music* tonight is like a saw movie!

*stopping random people at the mall* look out, ok, because today was a friday thursday

the existence of uncanny valley would suggest there is also a canny mountain

the daniel that couldnt be damned

I think there's something hilarious about setting Portal in the Half Life Universe. We got this cartoon-ass science company that makes shit work because their lore is meant to be silly. They can literally do anything they want because they're operating under different aesthetics. And the realistic world of Black Mesa is pissed about it.

Fucking ACME-ass company making portable holes and NASA and the aliens invading Earth are seething.

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

As summer is approaching, I’d like to remind everyone that you are not entitled to ask someone to cover up their scars, self inflicted or not. I don’t care if they’re big, I don’t care if they’re noticeable, or purple, or all over their body, or what. You can’t police people’s bodies.

This also goes for my friends with feeding tubes, ostomy bags, central lines and urinary catheters. People are allowed exist in bodies that stray from the expected norm.

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It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.