Successfully Sad

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

Leopard Seals are what happens when god needs a lizard and all he has is a mammal

I'd recommend turning the sound on. The seal is not screaming. It's not very loud at all, actually, but the noise it's making is Much Worse.

You are my SpongeBob, my only SpongeBob, you make me paaaatttties, at krusty krab! you'll never know Sponge, how much I love you, please don't take my SpongeBob away !!!!

thinking about diatoms again

microscopic living stars made of glass that eat the sun. and they're all around us. in every body of water. glass sun-eating stars.

and you know. like oblongs and triangles and some other bullshit

i support women's wrongs

I like how the point of the post is flying over peoples heads despite being excessively simple.

oh, no, you misunderstand me. those were my monkeys. yeah the circus and i have since parted ways. yeah it was the elephant thing, i dont really want to address that right now though

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

That was also me.

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.