A Midnight Rendezvous

Not proud of what I turn into when several mangos are put in front of me. The lack of self restraint is shameful. I would compare it to how fiction describes werewolves, or newly turned vampires. Everyone who has had a good mango understands, though.

last time I got a bunch of mangos I went into a sort of mango induced bacchanal madness, ended up eating the skin too because it was so thin, and the next day I ended up with my face swollen to hell because it turns out that mango skin has the same chemical as poison ivy, and eating that is bad. I did an interview on a reckless amount of antihistamines, got the job, and ate the last two mangos.

What if the lesbians lived happily ever after and nobody had to die or become a cop

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

the fantasy lesbian adventurer is immune to the seductive evil sorceress's feminine wiles because she's butch4butch

this is exactly why any evil sorceress worth her salt keeps a towering knightgirl in gleaming black armor "on retainer"

well it's one of two reasons anyway

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

nobody talks about how exhausting it is to live in that space between "things will get better" and "i can't handle this anymore." it's like your emotions are constantly swinging. leaving you both hopeful and defeated in the same day.

how come nobody raps about the master emerald anymore

the most crucial aspect of role playing games is that sometimes you get to wear a cute outfit for them

it is vitally important to play role playing games because sometimes you can make people laugh or gasp just by using your words

the world needs role playing games because it lets you imagine and describe a really cool image you thought of

role playing games are so important because you can make your dolls kiss

one of MY favorite things about role playing games is slipping into character so far that you start genuinely responding and thinking differently than you do in real life

did you know? when you play role playing games, you can make something creative with other people in a flow state kind of way

really important lesson from Sailor Moon that a lot of people don't pick up on: if you know a girl who's lazy, whiny, immature, and wants to waste all her time playing video games--it might be because she's the reincarnated princess of a forgotten mystical kingdom so show some respect.