Thunder Cats, Ho!

#the cats just like ”this isnt my sink”

it is so strange to me when people tell me they never had an ancient egyptian phase…like, what did you even do during your childhood? 

this is oddly specific?? and over 3000 people relate???

That egyptology book was too golden and shiny to resist

Children, collectively: crow brain says shiny and full of secrets. Gotta know.

THAT’S THE ONE

If you didn’t have an ancient Egyptian phase, you had an Ancient Greek phase. That’s the law. You had to have one of the two. And sometimes you had both.

I’M DEAD

Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

OH MY GOSH

apparently a Tetris battle royale came out, and in addition to that just being funny on its own, we’ve also got twitch streamers getting pwned by like, retirees who have been playing tetris for the last three and a half decades

they’re getting blown up live by people with handles like ‘eileen’ and ‘lovemykids72’

That is so incredible. Thank you for this news.

no language should be mocked other than french

ITS PRONOUNCED “WAZO” AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT

oiseaux hits every vowel in the french alphabet and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables

got vowels coming out the oiseaux

I love how you have no fucking idea of the scope and majesty you are about to witness until you realize just what KIND of whale is zooming up to the surface and how fucking FAST that thing has to be going to catch that kind of air time.

Whales are scary fast!

Look at this little baby go!

Humpback whales look all slow and majestic riiight up to the point where they decide they need to be somewhere else like, immediately

CLOTHING LIFE HACKS

My mother taught me all of this, I then promptly forgot.  Reblogging because im a fucking adult & need this information.

Personally reblogging because the drawer idea is genius. Generally reblogging because I can’t count the number of people I’ve tied a tie for or walked through their first load of laundry from hamper to drawer. 

Reblogging for that last tie knot that looks super cool

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

MOTOR OIL??????

Holy fuck what

it’s actually evil that ppl wanna say that they support bi women but then as soon as a bi woman is dating a man & she wants to talk about her attraction she’s shut down in lgbt spaces bc no one wants to hear about het relationships. if you shut down bi ppl discussing their attraction to the opposite gender then you are not an ally to bi ppl & you never were

i encourage you all to reblog this

Hey, guess what? Having a queer person in a relationship makes it a queer relationship. Fuck off with your exclusionary bullshit.

Do yall also have these mutuals that you just??? Grew really fond of?? Like, you never properly talk to them and all you do is like each other’s posts but whenever you see them on your dash you’re like “hello sunshine, I hope you’re drinking lots of water and being happy your health and wellbeing is so important to me” and I hope that’s not weird because honestly that’s me all the time

I’D TAG YOU PEOPLE BUT HONESTLY ALL MY MUTUALS

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

*slams reblog like the fist of an angry god*

the politics of light and dark are everywhere in our vocabulary…psa to writers: subvert this, reveal whiteness and lightness as sometimes artificial and violent, and darkness as healing, the unknown as natural

“The truth finds more comfort in the dark”

Ngl, all the people in the notes saying “this goes for _____ too!!!” are really getting on my nerves. This post is about MEN in relationships with WOMEN. If you want to talk about abuse in other kinds of relationships, make your own damn post. This isn’t about you, it’s about protecting boys from abusive girls. It’s hardly ever talked about, so we don’t need your “not all women” and “this applies to everyone” bullshit. Stay in your fucking lane.

Thank you. It does happen in all kinds of relationships but I made this post for boys in relationships with girls because my brother had to move schools because his ex-girlfriend threatened to kill him if he left her. We need to teach boys who like girls that they’re just as vulnerable as the rest of us and they need to be careful

WHAT A JERK

That rabbit/hare post is messing me up. I’d thought they were synonyms. Their development and social behavior are all different. They can’t even interbreed. They don’t have the same number of chromosomes. Dogs, wolves, jackals, and coyotes can mate with each other and have fertile offspring but rabbits and hares cant even make infertile ones bc they just die in the womb. Wack.