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I was just looking up capers, as one does, and I learned some facts

so hold on. hold on. Did Harper Lee choose the name Dill for her fictional version of Truman Capote because he already shared a name with something that's usually pickled?? because that would be adorable

#you'll sometimes see capers on restaurant menus but I didn't know what they were or if I'd like them and at this point I was afraid to ask #but then #THEN #I went to this restaurant that had deviled eggs with capers and cornichons #and ah my foes and oh my friends I am still thinking about those deviled eggs #anyway I haven't read the book in years and search engines are for shit now so I have no idea if this speculation of mine is valid #really want some deviled eggs now though

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ororium-z

Happy Pride!

tagfer

cell phone doesn't like water because it is a combination of the other three elements. it is a rock (earth) that we fill with lightning (fire) that can control radio waves (air). if it contained water too, it would be too perfect; it would be like a god. to prevent this, the universe kills the would be uniter-of-the-elements. it's basic science.

heronbrew

Hey op google what LCD stands for

tagfer

i took an oath in third grade to never do drugs

filmnoirsbian

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

butchniqabi

Minotaur in his kitchen

filmnoirsbian

haveyoureadthisbook-poll

Have you read Little Miss Sunshine by Roger Hargreaves (1981)?

yes

no

I've never heard of it

Remaining time: 2 days 16 hours

#Little Miss Bossy is my patron saint

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dragongirlsweetie

boss makes a spider i make a slime. that's why i . thas why, tthats why i uhhh. t. thawhy

dragongirlsweetie

t.gats why i can't think up an end to the rhyme

GET BACK TO WORK

prev dont leave this in the tags

silvergryphonart

Literally the definition of imperialism and classism. Doesn’t matter how many peasants you sacrifice as long as the most powerful piece is left standing

musicalhell

Proximity of bishops to the rulers promotes theocratic oppression

juh-was-deactivated19691231-dea

the horse is so fuckable

annarcana

tatzelwurming

in the dungeon you will have to face a monster with the nose of a tiger, the teeth of a tiger, the ears of a tiger the eyes of a tiger , the cheeks of a tiger , the neck of a tiger, the torso of a tiger, the arms of a tiger, the paws of a tiger, the belly of a tiger the back of a tiger, the the legs of a tiger, the claws of a tiger, the ankles of a tiger, the tail of the tiger, the mind of a tiger, and the power of a tiger

thrallflower

in the aaaarms of the tiger fly awayyyy from here

autistobrat

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

hils79

I am deleting this app off my phone

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teaboot

My brother left me alone in his living room with a hockey interview on and I heard the interviewer ask something like 'what went wrong?' And the guy at the mic in the most tired voice just went "...everything" so I looked up to see who was being interviewed and it was a goddamn founding father

teaboot

Welcome back mister Thomas Jefferson sir

paddysnuffles

He was a slaver, he wouldn't deserve any honorifics

teaboot

*Welcome back, mister bitch

#well the naaames have all chaaanged since you hung around

frontmansdefender

RIP to the legend

thrallflower

the dad who flapped up <3

dogpuppy

thrallflower

that horse is going to punch you SO HARD if you hurt his stuffie he keeps under the hay 😤

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

weaselle

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

thememedaddy

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konoko

thrallflower

but soft what light through yonder windOWWWWWWW

[first trip to New York] OK, self, remember people are busy and not everyone's on vacation, don't seem weird by being overly friendly

[someone halfway down the block sneezes] [turning around, top of my lungs: "BLESS YOU"]

amazing job self way to not stand out

#it happened twice.#though at least the second time the guy was relatively near me #I just! it's rude let a sneeze go unconsecrated! you have to bless them!

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