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awww he’s so cute. now put him in a Situation and cover him in blood

I had a friend in high school who was terrible in Spanish but a straight A student otherwise. Meanwhile, I took all four years of Spanish and was a founding member of my school’s Spanish Honors Society so we would get together to study when she had a test. Well one day we were studying a chapter before a vocab test and she got a few wrong, and instead of lamenting over that in English she tried to put her vocab to use and tried to say “I’m so embarrassed.” Except she said “estoy embarazado” which means “I’m pregnant” not “I’m embarrassed.” But not only that, she used the masculine form of the word instead of the feminine. Which once again proves that even in Spanish mpreg is always possible

wumped too close to the sun with an oc and now they’ve got the Big Three (birth date, death date, resurrection date)

Every owner of an old car knows the daily struggle of deciding between “the faster I get there the less likely I am to break down on the side of the road” and “if I go too fast this hunk of metal (affectionate) will break down on the side of the road”

I don’t think you guys understand, I’m addicted to Six Hundred Strike. It’s the only thing I can listen to. I want this song injected into my veins, burned behind my eyelids, imprinted onto my brain. I don’t want to hear anybody talking about anything except this song. I’m literally obsessed

I lied put your clothes back on we’re gonna talk about how Will KNEW Hannibal had a heightened sense of smell yet still leaned over him to grab those patient files only a few days before his and Jack’s plan was to be put into action. Will purposely went to see Freddie that day knowing that Hannibal would smell her on him and have enough time to escape while giving Will deniability as well

We used to be a proper webbedsite. Ten years ago I could have logged on here and have my entire dashboard filled with homoerotic fanart of the masked torchbearer and flag bearer of the Olympics. Now? Nothing. What happened to us

Hey sorry I’m late. I brushed my teeth in the wrong order and had to get back in bed to restart the day

Okay I can’t make gifs so we’re all just gonna have to imagine these scenes and freak out together. In 3x02 when Will says “no Hannibal doesn’t pray, but he believes in God, intimately.” And then in 03x03 when Will says “one could argue intimately,” when asked about his relationship with Hannibal!!!! Are you all seeing the vision here? Are the parallels connecting with anyone else?? Am I still going insane over this show 9 years later (yes)