A Heist Gone Silly

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

court jester just risked his life to make a joke that got like two polite chuckles honestly i have to respect the grind

I told my advisor about this and he said, "well, if you had been poisoned, I would have provided you whatever academic supports available to us."

being extremely out of the loop especially regarding social media trends and discourse means you often end up learning things only after they've been turned into memes like ten times removed from the original context. for example the first time I ever read the term "girl dinner" it was on a gif of the T-Rex from Jurassic Park eating people so you can imagine the confusion when some time later I stumbled upon posts where people were hating on it and calling it gender essentialist

it's seriously fucked up that our society expects women to spend most of their energy hunting alone and fighting for their food while men can just chill with their herds as they munch on leaves

everything is a reference when you're crazy

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

just finished Artemis and I don’t even know what to say man. Andy Weir was expelling some demoms

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it