A Heist Gone Silly

*dirty talking* you’ve been a very bad boy and im just going to straight up kill you now

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes'd be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

are you implying there is no skill to breast milk?

I was really just hoping breast milk wouldn’t become a major part of this conversation.

it feels wrong when is see doxx written as "dox"... two x's are sexier... sexxier.... yeah baby!

The journal factory exploded and now there are little bits of journal snowing down on us like volcanic ash

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

Alien who bases her entire understanding of American politics on popular bumper stickers comes to believe that adopting/rescuing a dog vs buying from a breeder is the singular most important issue in all of earth history

It would be funny if we were introduced to a vast galaxy of alien life and the blue whale was still the largest animal ever discovered. Like that’s the biggest life has ever gotten. That would be fucked. The blue whale is just the craziest animals would get even with the introduction of a seemingly infinite number of new species. Would you be disappointed or celebrate the enormity of our homegrown big ass creature?