A Heist Gone Silly

I’m gonna say this the nicest way I can but if a girl never posts any full body pictures there is probably a reason

ocd will have you feeling like Orpheus trying not to look back

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

hello mizuthe-chat how many provinces are there in the united states

7

wow this feels like it's less than it should be but I'll believe you if you provide visual evidence like a map

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

let's all have fun because it's better than not having fun

i think abt anne rice’s answer to “what are your work habits for a novel?” probably every single day

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

If we're phasing out coins, I think we should invent a third type of money that's bigger than the dollar. Cents were useful when a steak cost $7 and you could get a sandwich for 50 cents. Assuming a sandwich will someday cost $50, instead of fumbling for bills I would like to present the cashier with a neat portion of--let's mix it up--some kind of liquid