A Heist Gone Silly

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

sometimes there really is a single load bearing piece of information about a blogger that elucidates everything about their whole deal and recently for me it was learning that someone was from jersey. another time it was a prolonged history of concussions

already gay but i get so gregarious off that tequila

i wanna be so offline but unfortunately i love my mutuals and fanfiction

we should make a phone that gets colder when you use it and we can call it the coldphone

imagine a pleasantly hefty black and white horse for me. now I want you to do absolutely nothing. isn't the horse enough on her own? from here the stage is yours. she could gallop or roll over or have braided hair even. wold is your oyster

i am an ally to all embarrassing and uncool women forever and ever