A Heist Gone Silly

i’m online and ready to look at a picture!

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

has anyone figured out how to be a real person yet

just me. and i'm NOT telling

what the fuck. come on

Imagine living at Avengers Tower where Loki also lives. After the election, you talk about packing your bags and leaving the country. At night Loki appears next to your bed, asking you to stay.

no post has changed me more than this one. every time i get drunk at a bar i need to physically restrain myself from talking about it

dont min🟨d me im just taking my yellow tile for a walk. come on boy you're falling behind

Millions of ant wars happening across the globe every day for millions of years

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had a dream that I was arguing with someone who insisted that kissing could be platonic but ONLY within a very specific mathematical range of angles and percentages of lip contact. like a level of granularity you'd need a protractor to figure out. this wasn't about personal comfort, it was a universal law. and I was getting really mad and eventually yelled "TONGUE can be platonic!!" and now I understand how ancient philosophers felt when they had revelations of truth revealed to them in a dream

hey buddy you in london son or can i call you daughter