A Heist Gone Silly

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

dont worry everyone i will save us all at some point

ALWAYS REMEMBER: THE NIGHT IS DARKEST JUST BEOFRE IT KEEPS GOING FOREVER

forgot to say that im a teacher. a random 6th grader didnt spawn into my lunch break to mock me, though that is really really funny to think about

notice that no one on MTV Cribs has an emergency eyewash station

guy at an art museum standing in front of a completely innocuous and somewhat boring painting muttering “what does it mean? what does it all mean?” in an increasingly distressed tone

you hear him say “I don’t understand it, I can’t understand it” as he stumbles away from a very plain still life painting of wine and fruit with his head in his hands

guy standing in someone’s early 2000s Tuscan themed kitchen staring at a print of this painting and muttering “my god, my god”

bro lemme show u how sex REALLY works *picks up large rock from forest ground*