A Heist Gone Silly

just finished Artemis and I don’t even know what to say man. Andy Weir was expelling some demoms

May I please have 1 everything

Noah's Ark if every animal reproduced asexually

Interesting I like it

creates a porn sideblog and you look in there and its just pictures of fucked up stairs leading nowhere

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

The first attested cat in Japan was given to a young 9th century emperor and his diary about it includes such gems as 'I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long.", "The color of the fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink.", "When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. You cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were circular Bi disk." and "I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.” Basically posting about how his void is the best little void and so good at getting really round

i know everyone says they hate being online and i understand why and i get it and its bad and everything but (whispering like i'm at a sleepover) i actually really like being online

breaking news: chris fleming taken by the vast akin to a plastic bag being sucked into a cyclone

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

along with debating teams schools should have an agreeing team that goes to competitions to see who can have the fewest arguments and the best compromises