A Heist Gone Silly

i obviously do not play with toys. i only like formal dinners, and foreign films.

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

Park rangers told reporters that by licking moisture and grubs off the cliff wall the doomed man was able to pointlessly extend his unimaginable suffering for a further 6 to 7 days.

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

salvation army

Youre the only daniel i ever gave a damn about

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

Crazy to think that seagulls existed before french fries.

Medieval seagull struggling to fly away with an entire purloined potatoe