A Heist Gone Silly

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

we can eat wednesday food today

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

monster needs to release a "smol bean" flavor. that tastes like pure cinnamon roll

monster needs to release a heckin pupper flavor that tastes like wet dog

monster needs to stop these two before their dark work is complete

I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.

Touches you with my posting tendril

prisiliečia prie tavęs su mano įrašų skelbimo ūseliu

Touches you with my lithuanian tendril