A Heist Gone Silly

Just saw my doctor type "FUCKED FOR LIFE" on my chart then he turned the screen away and stopped making eye contact with me

cmon man, think like a , think like a chuuud, act like a woke *trying to corral a medium sized brown mammal into the corner*

when you buy two lottery tickets you have DOUBLED your chances of winning the lottery, so to have good luck you need to buy as many lottery tickets as possible👍🏻

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

seeing trans women out in public is like warm sunlight washing over me it genuinely brightens my mood

In my dream you could order your coffee with a bunch of decorative flavorless tiny white flowers sprinkled on top and they were called ooh lala blossoms

[ID: Two images of Sloane, the first a still image and the other a GIF with static/glitching effects. The first image shows two drawings of Sloane, a half-elf with long, straight, black hair and reddish-brown skin. She wears simple, dark green armor over her chest and a dark blue shirt. A yellow rose is in her cupped palms, which she holds out in front of her. The left of the image shows that brow is furrowed and she stares into the middle distance with a sad, worried expression. Thorny vines and pink foliage fill up the background behind her. The right side of this first drawing is a mirror image of the left, except that in this case there is a bird mask with a blue eye superimposed over her face. The second, animated image switches between these two masked and unmasked versions of Sloane with glitching effects. End ID.]