A Heist Gone Silly

Charlie Bucket was a final girl

We have so little time

let's waste as much of it as we can while we still can

Sometimes I think about johny test, and how anyone who has seen that show isn't alive anymore

He's truly the american People's Princess

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why is this on a blog literally called girlsuggestion

we are suggesting this to girls

who is we? who are you

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Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

you think you’re a retired insane person and then something triggers you

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got fired from being the entertainer at a bachelor party for twisting the groom-to-be's dick into a poodle shape

imagine how big you THINK a moose is. now double it. now divide it by three. now add ten. now multiply it by 400. now rotate it clockwise 90 degrees. now convert it to png. mp3. pdf. now call your mom. now take a nap.