0 Days Since I made myself sad about Ansuran

hehehehehe * sudden moment of clarity that straightens my spine * what is this. who am I. * the clarity fades * hehehehehehe

New smol snail about to drop stay tuned

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

Hi. I’m a trial attorney now and every last one of you is a motherfucker.

normalize sexualizing that old woman without having mommy issues. maybe i don't want to be her pet because i'm traumatized. maybe i want to be her pet because she's hot. you ever think of that.

Whimsy is alive and well, I prune it occasionally and put the trimmings in my tea

That's just the dangerous amounts of glitter you consume

It can be both

no more sex. we ran out of sex

The community guideline violation pic is arguably more funny than whatever the original response to “check in the back” for more sex was.

Official graveyard post

I am doing whatever the opposite of locked in is .

I am locked out. I am in the parking lot. The rain is coming.

Do you wanna go beat eachother up in the woods? (Flirting)

fool (self-diagnosed)