Thistle Cat

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

#2, Brute?

I made the ugliest noise.

It’s not even March. It’s literally more than 6 months till the ides of March. Why.

TODAY

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

im gonna fuck it

And here we have the 4 most common types of tumblr users in their natural habitat