Ask the Red vs Blue AIs

Theta: He’s doing great, thanks! We’re having a lot of fun, he runs with me while I do skateboard tricks!

Sigma: No one’s seen him since.

~M

Theta: I don’t think there’s enough room on any drive for all that.

Sigma: This is the man who shot a laser beam at a skyscraper while his agents were still on the roof of it.

Epsilon: Bombs. Or maybe they made a giant tsunami. Or cut through the state boarder and set it adrift. I don’t know!

Theta: His name’s Ryan and he’s an AI husky! I love him so much! One of the askers gave him to me a while back.

Sigma: If you want “the best” as in who integrated with one another the best, that would most likely be York and Delta.

Delta: Frequently, particularly at the beginning of our partnership. Our methods and opinions clashed and caused many arguments, and while these gradually became discussions and debates, but we certainly still had our differences and various habits or actions that would frustrate the other.

Gamma: I believe the line is “a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. It’s the honest ones you want to watch out for”.

Santa: I assume you are referring to Captain Tucker’s son? Yes, there is information on him, though not much I have access to for the moment.

Omega:  Anger is all I need! Anger is so strong, it can take over any personality and I can bend their feeble minds to my will! Why would I want anything more than that?

~M

Epsilon: Because the absolute last thing we need is the historic drama that comes with it.

Omega: How dare you! You insignificant bone bag, you dare boop me?! I will rip your guilty finger from your hand!

Oh God, please! Give us the girls back! I had hoped so much for them and 479er in season 14, but alas (though we did get some Sister, yay!!).