I Want Another.

happy first day of pride everyone

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation

Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story

correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds

Ahh, it’s back

i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.

aftercare but for your job

#this is how the economy should function

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

cmon child safety lid you know it's me

Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open

i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles