Love Begins
One Nice Bug Per Day
JVL
#extradirty
Three Goblin Art
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
d e v o n
izzy's playlists!
JBB: An Artblog!
titsay
occasionally subtle
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
i don't do bad sauce passes
blake kathryn
DEAR READER
Andulka
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@thisparticularself
in absolute tears about the pride module at my work
HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY
Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...
Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).
happy first day of pride everyone
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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft
hang on I gotta look something up.
DW I know that one from heart if you need an explanation
Thanks tumblr user i-suggest-vore. I can always count on you for theological literacy wait is there a different reason you like this story
TIL Many haunted houses have been investigated and found to contain high levels of carbon monoxide or other poisons, which can cause hallucinations. The carbon monoxide theory explains why haunted houses are mostly older houses, which are more likely to contain aging and defective appliances.
via reddit.com
correlation is not causation, ghosts are drawn to poison and weakened minds
i think i need to sandwich him between two cinder blocks
Ahh, it’s back
i have disproportionately strong feelings about this.
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many are asking this
alignment chart: bookmark edition. tag yourself i’m scrap paper
aftercare but for your job
#this is how the economy should function
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Bring it on (2000) dir. Peyton Reed
remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app
tough year to be connor
cmon child safety lid you know it's me
WHAT does this tag mean
Richard Nixon once called in staff to help him open an allergy-pill bottle. It was the childproof type of bottle, with instructions saying “Press down while turning.” The cap had teeth marks on it where Nixon had apparently tried to gnaw it open
lmfao what the fuck!
source: richard nixon: a psychobiography
i can’t find the reblog chain that mentions it but it’s important to me that people know it was richard nixon himself that had signed the legislation requiring child safety lids on pill bottles
READY OR NOT | 2019 dir. Tyler Gillett, Matt Bettinelli-Olpin
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breaking news! new beautiful photo of the best species of frog in the world just dropped
cochranella euknemos, 📸 nuqui_herping on instagram
for everyone in the notes lamenting that this guy is poisonous: they are not! they're just pretty :) since they're a glass frog, their major defense mechanism is being translucent and hiding their blood while they sleep so they look extra translucent and blend in with leaves <3
Having a casual conversation with someone today, and the following exchange occurred:
"You've had more bed partners than me," said they. "In your experience, is it normal for a partner to wake you up in the night to initiate sex?"
"Are we perchance talking about coming to bed after your partner and, unsure if they are asleep yet, snuggling up to them and offering some extra affectionate caresses, just to test the mood?" said I, very much hoping we were.
Alas, we were not. We were talking about your partner waking up horny in the middle of the night and deciding to wake you up about it.
"No, who the fuck does that!?" said I.
"I thought it was just me being weird for not liking it," said my interlocutor.
"Absolutely not," said I. "That is not a thing. People do not do that."
My interlocutor still seemed uncertain, so I offered to ask the good people of Tumblr their opinion.
You wake up horny in the middle of the night. Is it normal/okay to wake your partner up about it?
Yes this is a normal and okay thing to do
It's weird, but okay to do.
No. This is not a thing people do and it is not a thing they SHOULD do.
