Aquatic Is A Togepi

Gamer girl? No, you misunderstood. I’m a gay mergirl. [steals your girlfriend and swims away]

if you're trying to get into the head of your story's antagonist, try writing an "Am I the Asshole" reddit post from their perspective, explaining their problems and their plans for solving them. Let the voice and logic come through.

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

fill your body with cranberries so the horse that kills you gets a sensual surprise when he begins to feed

i will give the  horse that kills me no such luxury

the worlds first turkey capable of moving itself to the fridge

THIRTY YEARS OF PRION DISEASE

The UK government did an investigation into the porn sites that haven't yet implemented the age verification measures and they...I shit you not, they published a list. A LIST of all the porn sites. That you can still access without having to verify your age. They made a government employee make a list of all the porn sites and check if they have age verification and then they published a list of those that don't. For all the public to read.

It's like those magazines about what to do on shore leave the army produced during wwii that included a "watch out for these bars, that's where the homosexuals congregate."