The Jester

sry about the heatwave, i opened the sims on my mac

Spiritually my spirit is always smoking a cigarette but physically i am.not because hashatg smoking kills

Beware the buttery winds of pierogi madness

"it's just growing pains" -> "you're too young for that to hurt that bad" -> "you just need to get in better shape" -> "welcome to being old, everyone is in pain"

genuinely insane how difficult it is to participate in your own life

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

has anyone noticed that after the porn ban of 2018 tumblr was essentially killed from the mainstream and everyone flocked to other social media sites like twitter and meta. then those sites got enshittified to where twitter became Nazi Central and meta sites had an entire meme around getting “zucced” aka mark zuckerberg himself would ban you for saying a no-no word like fuck. and then the mainstream shifted to tiktok where infamous toddlerspeak sentences like “he got unalived by a pew pew” were born because if you once again say a no-no word like kill or gun or any other word that isn’t corporate i mean kid friendly then the algorithm will bury your post into the ground. and somehow we’ve come full circle and tumblr is now the most bearable social media site because although we can’t have female presenting nipples we can at least talk to each other like adults. has anyone noticed that at all or is it just me and the flaming skull

sorry, ahaha, my doctor recently prescribed me with niceness personality disorder. its where i'm like, really nice and cute and sweet, and everyone, like, [swishes hair dramatically] falls in love with me, or whatever, yeah, it's like... like i don't blame you at all for wanting me so desperately, i'm basically like, an exceptional individual, or whatever, my doctor literally said it, soooooo... yeaaaahhh.. this is part where you start worshipping me