The Hatchet

I see that town in my restless dreams..

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this website lets you listen to the sounds of all different forests around the world 

Reblogging again cause I tried this site last night and if you need background noise to focus this is perfect for that, I was locked the fuck in on a task. And it’s also just gorgeous to listen to

No your honor i would never kill out of anger. I killed that guy for sport

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reblog to bite your mutuals

they can't stop you from thinking about gay sex on company time

Oh def'nitely nah, there seems t'be a sorta predetermined idea a' wha' folks woul find classically attractive by a very sp'cific set a standards an th' bots go off those haha. Have t'actually do some huntin t'find variety with them, whereas you an' I both know actual folks with all sorts a bodily variety a hundred times more diverse than any bot woul' dare t'go. 😉

iit really ju2t 2ay2 a lot about the bot maker2' preference2 really, or what they think of what other people liike

Aye, big agree there !

“Couples that clean blood off of each other are couples that stay together”

The two I got w're pretty standa'd human male po'nstar types, lean fit, next ta no body hair, posin t'flex they musculature an usually holdin they bits in one hand or spreadin cheek t'show hole lol. Not terrible, nah as hairy as I tend t'likem ahaha, decen' though. One a thems seem'd t' have mos'ly pics a 3-5 younga guys all feelin up on eachotha t'hetga, almos' like a group bot, dunno which fella it th'blog was supposed t'belong ta or if it were more of a vid production company advertisin their models type deal, tha' was a fun one t'find pop up in th'notifs though

pfft, II bet my friiend2 reblog a lot of pretty qualiity thiing2 2o II'm not hurtiing for eye candy, iin all 2ort2 of body type2- tho2e bot2 dont 2eem very um.. diiver2e

Oh def'nitely nah, there seems t'be a sorta predetermined idea a' wha' folks woul find classically attractive by a very sp'cific set a standards an th' bots go off those haha. Have t'actually do some huntin t'find variety with them, whereas you an' I both know actual folks with all sorts a bodily variety a hundred times more diverse than any bot woul' dare t'go. 😉

Always funny t'me when I get a pornbot followa cuz, r'spectfully, if I wanna see somebody's pussy I can usually jus' ask an don' need stolen photos fer it, hell, can even actually jus. Go touch one. Sev'ral, even. Cock, too, though I don' seem t'get male pornbots much, but I can jus. Ask a frien' fer theirs r'gardless. Digital ma'am why're ye here, ye aren't offerin me anythin I can't get betta elsewhere.

II dont thiink the male porn bot2 even exii2t, iit2 2o 2ad, but al2o 2ame

Seen only 2 eva, they very well may have gone ext'nct by now, wild thought but one t'consida. Not that I wan' bots eitha way but jussayin the fellas woul' have a betta shot a me actually scrollin t'peek for a moment before th' inevitable block ahaha

Ehehehe 2ame, IIve never 2een any though IIm almo2t jealou2

The two I got w're pretty standa'd human male po'nstar types, lean fit, next ta no body hair, posin t'flex they musculature an usually holdin they bits in one hand or spreadin cheek t'show hole lol. Not terrible, nah as hairy as I tend t'likem ahaha, decen' though. One a thems seem'd t' have mos'ly pics a 3-5 younga guys all feelin up on eachotha t'getha, almos' like a group bot, dunno which fella it th'blog was supposed t'belong ta or if it were more of a vid production company advertisin their models type deal, tha' was a fun one t'find pop up in th'notifs though

Always funny t'me when I get a pornbot followa cuz, r'spectfully, if I wanna see somebody's pussy I can usually jus' ask an don' need stolen photos fer it, hell, can even actually jus. Go touch one. Sev'ral, even. Cock, too, though I don' seem t'get male pornbots much, but I can jus. Ask a frien' fer theirs r'gardless. Digital ma'am why're ye here, ye aren't offerin me anythin I can't get betta elsewhere.

II dont thiink the male porn bot2 even exii2t, iit2 2o 2ad, but al2o 2ame

Seen only 2 eva, they very well may have gone ext'nct by now, wild thought but one t'consida. Not that I wan' bots eitha way but jussayin the fellas woul' have a betta shot a me actually scrollin t'peek for a moment before th' inevitable block ahaha