football hate blog

as woman who has a breakdown about them playing for my team once upon a time at least once a month I do think I get to gatekeep jude and erling’s friendship btw I do think I should be allowed that one thing

thank you to the glorious and beautiful nation of Belgium we owe you a great debt

may the spirit of Jan Vertonghen flow through the crumbling bones and decaying muscles of what’s left of belgiums golden generation as they demolish the usmnt

may we all never be subjected to Americans opinions on football ever again after this evening

Oh thank god for that

why’s this Spain sub moving like he’s in a wet tshirt contest

omg I’m gonna have to root against ryerson on Saturday…. this was never supposed to happen to us!!!!!

Bob the cat talk!!! Bob the cat lore!!!

forgot in my euphoria that I would get a jude vs erling match up once again Big Huge Massive moment for me

I could not post this at the time because tumblr was stopping me calling in bomb threats to the circuit while I sat there being irritated any time something didn’t go Lewis’ way BUT I cannot stress how in a weekend of things that Pissed Me Off the most aggravating thing was just how slow the aston martins were. Like it’s one thing to see how slow they are from times on your tv but physically seeing the gap build every lap as these two imitations of f1 cars get dragged around the track was annoying me so badly for some reason. Like put that shit out of its misery it’s pathetic