football hate blog

I think there are saunas that cannot physically reach or legally be the temperature that my bathroom is currently at

if we paid 100 million for tonali and the arse get bruno g for 60 million I will genuinely start hitting people with chairs

seeing someone say they walked for 2 hours to get to a station after a concert at the lovehoney…. what the fuck did you do that for?

this djed spence fella… turns out im rather fond of him

my good close friend Gregor

England penalty shootout wins mentioned TWICE

The goal…. Please put the ball in it

omg can everyone please just stand on their feet and play the game if one more person starts getting into the dead bug position im sending your team home immediately

I genuinely do not care who wins this game can someone just score a bloody goal already

as woman who has a breakdown about them playing for my team once upon a time at least once a month I do think I get to gatekeep jude and erling’s friendship btw I do think I should be allowed that one thing

thank you to the glorious and beautiful nation of Belgium we owe you a great debt

may the spirit of Jan Vertonghen flow through the crumbling bones and decaying muscles of what’s left of belgiums golden generation as they demolish the usmnt