U.N.V.E.U

i think we need to update the “sure he understands leftist theory but does he do the dishes” to “but does he believe assault victims”

I hope fifty good things happen to you within the next 30 seconds. I love you so much

im going to kill myself *remembers i shouldn’t say that or whatever* im going to kill the Fédération Internationale de Football Association

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 10 PLAGUES OF EGYPT!🩸🩸🩸🐸🐸🐸🪰🪰🪰🐅🐅🐅🐂🐂🐂🥵🥵🥵⛈️⛈️⛈️ 🦗🦗🦗 🌑🌑🌑🪦🪦🪦

That post-match clip of Oscar and Antonio frolicking on the pitch, rolling around in a patch of sunlight, laughing and giggling and quite literally kicking their feet, hugging and holding onto each other, all while very much not caring about Martin sobbing right next to them, has changed my brain chemistry. I can't stop thinking about them.