Anyway, here's wonderwall

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

close your eyes and imagine freshly roasted root vegetables perfectly seasoned and crispy as far as the eye can see

Having someone ask ChatGPT in a meeting is like being a grown-ass professional adult in a room full of other grown-ass professional adults trying to solve a problem, while a colleague with one of those baby toys that makes animal sounds repeatedly presses the cow button. And we all have to stop what we're doing and listen to cow go moo and say "wow hm yeah that's not really what we're asking but the cow does definitely go moo, good thoughts"

Except increasingly the cow is being treated as a respected contributor to meetings as we pivot to a moo-centric business model that principally produces bullshit

And also the picture could not more clearly be a picture of a pig and they get mad when you point that out.

Getting high on open window air

i’m sorry i still can’t get over this picture.. this is the most plushie he’s been

Every time i see this post i’m still in awe i actually live with this creature

I love jaywalking with another pedestrian lol we’re unionized