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Riff Raff was right y’all.. it’s astounding….. time IS fleeting….

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

How about Other people start worrying about how I perceive them

i kinda love to waste time but dont tell anybody

in every universe i was meant to annoy the shit out of you

i love leaning into a bad feeling #mytwistingknife

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

the thing about job searching is i see all these job postings and im like i dont wanna do any of this for any of you

public transit might be the most romantic invention of all time. even though there is a guy screaming and a baby crying and it smells weird you are here and we are going somewhere and i love you

The Clarifier would like to make just one more comment

I want tiramisu and to be able to start a brand new life