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my darling of the races
feels like ive been waiting even longer than 2 years for this anyway UMAMUSU GLOBAL IS FINALLY LIVE, HAPPY HONSE DAY TO EVERYBODY ESPECIALLY ME

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Female Hrothgar
one of the hardest things to learn as a depressed former Gifted Kid⢠is that half-assed is better than nothing. take the 50%, 40%, even 20% job. scrubbing your face is better than not taking a shower at all. picking up your clothes is better than never cleaning. nibbling on some bread is better than starving.
DO THINGS HALFWAY. NOW YOUâRE 100% BETTER OFF THAN YOU WERE BEFORE.
One of my college professors used to say âanything worth doing is worth doing poorly.â I didnât understand that for years because I didnât do anything poorly, I couldnât do anything poorly, I had to Do Everything Perfectly.
But brushing your teeth for 30 seconds is better than not brushing them at all when that 2 minutes seems exhausting. Doing ten minutes of yoga is better than 10 minutes of sitting when 30 minutes of cardio sounds impossible. Changing my clothes is good when a whole shower is impossible. Standing on the porch for a few minutes is worth it after being in the house for three straight days because I donât have the energy to go anywhere.
Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly⌠because doing it poorly is better than not doing it.
you are personally and directly hit by a busš and isekai-ed, via resurrection, into the body of the main character your most recent WIP
reblog and tell me: on a scale of 1â10, how screwed are you right now?
š this is, transparently, a plot device, so if you are about to tell me "joke's on you, I never leave my fifteenth floor apartment!" then you may rest assured it will have tremendous comedic value when the bus is launched into the sky and crashes through your apartment wall to flatten you anyway

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(from The Mitchells vs. the Machines, 2021)
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The slurperrr...
YOURE 30???????
yeah I mean i've been posting on tumblr since 2011, I'm part of the geriatric tumblrinas
#you started blogging when I was 2

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up, up, get up, get moving, we have no time for this.
"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.
DO NOT sleep during the day. Youll be like What the hell later
oh man i say that but then i lay down all cozy âŚ
What the hell
The struggling mind will often build places to seek shelter for the different aspects of the self from our most traumatic memories. MOON KNIGHT (2022)
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Hamlet as a D&D paladin.
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some gems of insight from the reblogs (@aspiring-protagonistâ and @moderndayathenaâ):
This is one of the things about tumblr that I absolutely adore; I have a Masters degree in English lit, which included Shakespeare, Iâve been reading and studying Shakespeareâs plays for ::mumble:: years, and this just dumped me right on my ass with the sheer obvious that I missed because I was so stuck looking at other parts of the play.
As is revealed by two lines from Claudius right at the end of this scene, he only SEEMS to be praying. Hamletâs desire for revenge, or at least tit-for-tat justice since his father was murdered unshriven and Claudius should die the same way, was a lost opportunity from which the rest of the tragedy develops.
I can imagine the audience at the Globe going âOOHH NOOO! WHY DIDNâT YOU JUST DOOO IT?â (or the Elizabethan-Jacobean equivalent.)
Here, edited a bit for length, is Claudiusâs soliloquy, Hamletâs full speech and Claudiusâs coda:
Claudius: O, my offence is rank, it smells to heaven; It hath the primal eldest curse uponât, A brotherâs murder! Pray can I not, Though inclination be as sharp as willâŚ
⌠But, O, what form of prayer Can serve my turn? âForgive me my foul murderâ? That cannot be; since I am still possessed Of those effects for which I did the murder - My crown, mine own ambition, and my queen. May one be pardoned and retain the offence?
⌠Bow, stubborn knees; and heart with strings of steel, Be soft as sinews of the new-born babe! All may be well.
(Claudius kneels. Hamlet enters unnoticed.)
Hamlet: Now might I do it pat, now he is praying; And now Iâll do it. And so he goes to heaven, And so am I revenged. That would be scanned. A villain kills my father; and for that, I, his sole son, do this same villain send To heaven. Why, this is hire and salary, not revenge! He took my father grossly, full of bread, With all his crimes broad blown, as flush as May; And how his audit stands, who knows save heaven? But in our circumstance and course of thought, âTis heavy with him; and am I then revenged, To take him in the purging of his soul, When he is fit and seasoned for his passage? No. Up, sword, and know thou a more horrid hent. When he is drunk asleep; or in his rage; Or in the incestuous pleasure of his bed; At gaming, swearing, or about some act That has no relish of salvation in it - Then trip him, that his heels may kick at heaven, And that his soul may be as damned and black As hell, whereto it goes. My mother stays. This physic but prolongs thy sickly days.
(Hamlet exits. Claudius rises.)
Claudius: My words fly up, my thoughts remain below. Words without thoughts never to heaven go.
(Claudius exits. End of Act 3, scene iii.)
The prayers werenât taking shape; he wasnât in any proper state for Heaven and if Hamlet had taken him out right there and then, justice would have been served. With Claudius dead, Hamlet could stop pretending insanity, escape the regicide charge with a confession from his mother, become King of Denmark, marry Ophelia and live sort-of-happily ever after.
But he didnât, so Polonius, Rosencrantz, Guildenstern, Ophelia, Laertes, Gertrude, Claudius at last and finally Hamlet himself all die for it.
That Globe audience must have been having FITS.