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had a witch curse Carter Hart tonight so don't worry guys, it's handled

#we'll see how this works out in the next few days but im hopeful #anyone wanna double up on the hexes and ask for another curse? i feel like we can get a few chains going here #nhl #stanley cup playoffs #fuck the vegas golden knights

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snailifier

happy pride, yall. happy pride to everyone who's getting or has been misgendered. happy pride to everyone who's had to defend their choice of partner (or lack thereof). happy pride to everyone who can't come out, and to everyone who didn't get to choose who knows. happy pride to everyone who has to choose between being themselves and being safe. i see you. i love you. there is so much joy to be had in being who and what you are. we're in this together and we're going to be better than okay.

awkwardpinkgirl

how it feels to post on tumblr most days

tuherrus

you don't even have a dog

#project hail mary #phm

motherfucker-unlimited

I don't give an amazing digital fuck

conzoop

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ddeck

there's like a thousand ways for a shower to work and you wouldn't even imagine half of them until you have to take a shower at a new place

teaboot

“Why are you scared of dating” I’m not scared of dating, I just haven’t found anyone’s company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I don’t care

justlightmeonfire

I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet

teaboot

Also the amulet

whimsicalmayhem

Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?

teaboot

The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third

madeofklay

I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it

teaboot

Holy Shit

lizmitches

you can be peeling a boiled egg and think to yourself wow. that was so simple. and then you peel another one and it’s like being in the throes of war. shell everywhere. egg mangled. tears in your eyes. that’s how god keeps you humble

narwa

xinakwans

a one season television show is also a dead wife if you think about it

important-cat-pics

#kitty cat

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tr-shb-g

*this meeting could have been an email voice* this cgi could have been a puppet

"its so fucked up that someone would ship these two toxic characters together, they must be messed up in real life!" *squints to see what fandom they're in and it's literally The incest murder abuse tragedy toxic relationship morally disorganized hit series Game of Thones* right yeah makes sense man

#'but fiction determines reality!' baby girl why are you in the Incest Murder Abuse fandom then my god #it has to be an act of self harm at some point really #accept your own freak. willingly read that incest abuse toxic relationship and stop complaining #asoiaf #this is about someone being up in arms over dunkaerion and they Love rhaenyra

fintan-pyren

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

pitchburgh

good or not, would anyone else WANT your url?

MANY people would want my Tumblr handle

a small handful of folks might want my Tumblr handle

I'm the only one who wants my url (positive)

Honestly? I don't even want this url myself

Voting ended onJun 1

#i have to be the only one honestly

dragon-in-a-fez

does the body ALWAYS have to keep the score? maybe we could just have a friendly game this time. maybe we can just have fun without putting numbers on it

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we have until June 2nd to find a way to invoke the wrath of God to where the Hurricanes arena is blown to smithereens and we recreate the Pompeii embracing couple with Chance the Gila Monster and Stormy the Ice Hog

#can a meteor please strike both teams down immediately #anyone wanna redo 9/11 specifically in north carolina ?#hate this goddamn sport #nhl #stanley cup playoffs #carolina hurricanes #vegas golden knights #hockey