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a verbal description of a far side comic is indistinguishable from a fine shitpost
far side comics are just visual shitposts
Itâs rare that I come across a post about the Far Side.
God I love the Far Side. I used to have a calendar of the comics and my dad had a bunch of books. Theyâre great.
Often imitated, never replicated.
What the Hell happened here.
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So do you have any concrete plans or just nice-sounding slogans?
We know what their plans are. Thatâs why theyâre vague about not confirming them until everybody is on their ship on the pretense of, âeliminate the concept of poverty,â and thereâs no way back.
But it is encouraging that theyâve started to sneer at liberals instead of pretending that they are liberals and what they want is the same thing as liberals want, now. It means theyâve finally hit a wall they canât doubledown on and deny is in their path, that they canât subtly manipulate away, that they canât manipulate others into clearing for them, and have to directly confront, âthe problem.â That is, they have to proactively state that theyâre different and have different objectives and methods.
And that means soon theyâll be tearing themselves free of the liberal democrats and flailing around like rattigan after that thin veneer of civility and intellectualism does nothing but snag them and hold them back from their true enemy.
They keep the talk flowery and hyperbolic and try not to say anything unambiguous publicly, outside zones or social people of influence that they control. When they start being sassy like this, well..
This site has aged right into middle management
My fav whaling logbook phenomenon is when their keeper opts NOT to use whale stamps and instead hand-draws very ornate whales to indicate when he sees them, but then as time goes on the whales get progressively shittier looking because thatâs too much work. I know how it feels to get locked into an artistic bit later regretted, man.
E.g.
[ID: Detailed drawing of a sperm whale with shading, eyes, and a spout]
[ID: Wobblier drawing of a whale with no shading and no detailed features]
[ID:Â The vague blurry notion of a whale]
Maybe he kept encountering shittier whales
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2022 intensifies
oh fuck not again
I hope what ever dumbfuck she bit lost his arm
wait a second
whatâs going on!?
holy shit yo????
next year of the dragon might be a problem
thatâs what they said about Avian Flu, Swine Flu, and Dragon Flu
There was always this weird smell in the part of the house in the hallway. It only happen during the winter when the heat was on. Well, we took out a wall to make my parents room bigger. We found a small bathroom with just a toilet and a sink that was closed off. This bathroom far as we know from the prints we found afterwards was closed off since the 1970s. There was black and blue fuzzy fungus mushroom looking shit in the toilet. The whole room reeked of that smell we get in the winter.
If yâall donât throw wholeass bathroom away
Numeri, a villain from Tropical Rouge! Pretty Cure.
the special snowflakes has reached berlin, mein fĂźhrer
there no sympathy nowadays thereâs no girl i forgive u for putting this ugly guy on my dash because ur clearly ovulating and mentally ill. chivalry is dead
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my current impression of reimu
Havenât post much since im having a exam next week đ
(therapist voice) and why are you butthurt about that
Day 7 of Funguary, the Amethyst Deceiver mushroom. Some sort of trickster sorceress I imagine
One of the most magical looking mushrooms out there, and itâs EDIBLE?! w h a t
I used to be a grader and an occasional substitute prof for an introductory astronomy lab. That means that the majority of the people in this lab are only taking it because itâs a requirement and about half of them think itâs an astrology class.
I was grading midterms and this one girl. She was so nice and I think she was a business major. Fuck. The question on the midterm was to draw a diagram of the solar system and this poor girl. This fucking girl had drawn a Mars-centric solar system. As in every planet and the sun were orbiting Mars. I now actually have a custom Cards Againsy Humanity card I got at a con that says âA Mars-centric solar systemâ
I had a boy argue with me that there was liquid water on the moon (this was around when they had found liquid water on Mars in ~2015) and he wouldnât believe me that he likely meant Mars and not the moon. After I marked his answer to the relevant lab question wrong, he took it to the department head who had promptly laughed him out of the office.
And there was another boy who, during a lab in our observatory where we would look at certain things in the sky, asked where the sun was. At 10pm in November. After some questioning it was revealed that he thought the moon and the sun were the same thing.
My friend, whom I love dearly, found out that the moon orbits the earth as a 20-year-old in an upper-level political science class, and was utterly and completely flabbergasted. When questioned, her defense was that she doesnât have anything to do with the moon, so why would she have needed to know?
i was once talking to a friend of mine about how at that point in time you could see mars, jupiter, and venus at the same time, which was pretty cool, and she said âwhereâs pluto? wait, it was destroyedâ and thatâs how i found out that my friend, who is in her third year of a medical degree, thought that pluto stopped being a planet because it was eaten by a black hole.
When i was in physics class my sophomore year of high school, the teacher drew a simplified diagram of a person standing on the planet earth as part of the explanation for how it was initially discovered that the earth was round. And one girl sitting in the class said âwait⌠we live on the OUTSIDE???â she had spent her whole life thinking that the earth was a hollow sphere and that we lived on the inner walls of it
i had a coworker in his early twenties who, when i mentioned seeing admiring how bright mars was that morning on the drive to work, laughed and said âmars? like the planet?â and i was like 'yeah mars the planet. it looks like a very bright star, it was supposed to be extra bright and close lately.â and he got quiet and oddly worried and he said, quietly, carefully, ââŚare planets⌠real?â like he was checking to see if i was completely insane.
i experienced a brief moment of crisis and said back âyes. planets are real. did youâŚ. think they werenât real?â and he looked even more disturbed and said, 'no. theyâre just made up for movies and shit, right?â and i was totally horrified by this point and said 'planets are real. the solar system has nine of them. the universe has billions of them. we make up fictional planets for movies but there are definitely real planets that actually exist.â
he said, like he sincerely thought i was fucking with him, 'how do you know planets are real?â
i said, 'iâve seen them. iâve seen saturn through a telescope. you can go outside right now and see mars and venus in the sky. i swear that planets are a real thing.â
he said, muttering now, 'well, maybe thatâs just what you think.â
the conversation did not get any better from there.
Is there something in the water that makes people this way, or do they have to take classes�
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I donât know what little cat needs to hear this but. it is Not Dinner Time. you are not going to starve and it will be okay.
So do you have any concrete plans or just nice-sounding slogans?
