Rawr XD

I’ve been looking for this for HOURS

This is literally my favorite thing in the entire world

Thom Yorke snapped

The results of study after study point to social media inhibiting attention span and worsening mental illness symptoms, and half the people on this website will hear that and say, “Okay, boomer. Anyways, I haven’t read a book since I was fourteen, and starting a new TV show on Netflix gives me a panic attack.”

You’re right. Researchers are lying. They’re just trying to hide the truth that stories where Mario has sex with Charizard is inherently more interesting than actual books. It couldn’t possibly be that your attention span is so damaged that you’ll only engage with material that features characters and situations you already know, not to mention the blocks of warnings that tell you absolutely everything that will happen in the story. You got them. It’s a big conspiracy to keep Margaret Atwood in a job. She’s just too old to learn what AO3 is.

why does wine taste like shit?

i am going to run through the woods naked

It hasn’t felt like energy sword sunday all 2020

there’s an ariana stan on twitter who got her phone taken off her and is accessing it thru any device she can find lmaoooo

farmers almanac is just a midwest witch magazine

I literally wish being a conservative was as stigmatized as conservatives think it is

I was gonna reblog but op ur url is shit

Not as shit as your choice in hills to die on

please this is so much funnier now that my url is garfimbo lmfao

this is your only day to reblog this for a year

i missed my chance last year so this has been in my queue for 364 days

THIS IS HILARIOUS I CANT BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY DID THIS

A memorial I can appreciate

Bold of you to assume the general didn’t already know. 

concept: the first thing a nightborne does after joining the horde is to get a tattoo in orcish thinking it’ll be something cool but it actually means dirt or rock and smugly shows it off to some blood elves

concept: all orcs think a tattoo of something like “dirt” or “rock” is cool as hell 

@crescentrubyrose

Orcs believed that draenor was flat, which is just another tool that gul'dan used to convince the orcs to go against the draenei.

well it’s fuckin flat now isnt it!