Just a bunch of dragons & robots

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

I’m not a mad scientist, I’m just a disappointed scientist.

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

one must imagine sisyphus livin la vida loca

not many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use

its like skateboard