Just a bunch of dragons & robots

A standard porno with the bad acting and music and whatnot but partway through the action the camera pans to a millipede and hunting spider locked in a duel for survival, the sounds of sex fade out and the scene in the background blurs, epic battle music starts to play

More characters ending disabled and happy NOW

time loop with two people in it but one person refuses to acknowledge the loop and pretends to be looping with everyone else. meanwhile the other person is freaking out

The pain of your blorbo being insanely well-known and popular but very few people are actually insane enough to look deeper into them like you are and so you’re stuck seeing videos like “ACTUALLY, BLORBUS BLEEBUS NEVER CARED AND EVERYONE WHO THOUGHT HE DID WAS WRONG” and you have to sit down and take a long drag of your metaphorical cigarette

i don't care about monday's goals, tuesday wednesday dig some holes, thursday clean my mandibles, it's friday i'm a bug

happy its friday im a bug friday!!

I fully thought this was about being an archaeologist, excavating and cleaning bones, until the very last word.