why did I eat cheese yesterday????????????
I know I am lactose intolerant! Not because of anyone telling me, but because of the agony involved the day after eating any dairy.
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why did I eat cheese yesterday????????????
I know I am lactose intolerant! Not because of anyone telling me, but because of the agony involved the day after eating any dairy.
aaaaaaaaaaa

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Please please PLEASE let him win
It would be so fucking funny
Praying to every god and minor deity that I can think of for this to happen
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
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"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012
Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself
Cider is like if
beer transitioned and
stopped hating herself
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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Item: A Glass of Water Rarity: ✦ Uncommon
Best video game water level?
Feed your dashboard by answering my question, blogger.
Raised castle courtyard sm64 ds
Sketch I did inspired by a D&D multitable I partook in.
I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and
uh
yeah
Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u
So i tried it both ways and uh
i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?
this made me laugh really hard….
and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed
but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated
So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE!
Its not science unless you write it down so
First method:
Well done, i guess…
Second:
I fucked up
Girls… how?
I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY
I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!
It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.
Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.
Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.
but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.
and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.
It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!
bless you
look what is back on my dash. Jesus.
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btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet
cant figure out how to get one set up on the duckduckgo browser

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do you have a middle name?
Do you have a middle name?
Yes
No
I was supposed to have two middle names, unfortunately my forms were filled in incorrectly, and I have 3 first names instead
fantasy world where "magic is dangerous, deadly in untrained hands!" and then it turns out it's cuz of how easy it is to accidentally give yourself radiation poisoning
Casting fireball with gloves on is a one way trip to the ER
Teleportation causes a lot of displaced air particulates to get trapped under your skin
Thunderbolts like to arch back on you
Poison clouds are terrible skin irritants when they are cast
It's time to get the Halloween tag trending
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.
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What do you think of when you hear the phrase, "The game"
damn, I lost, fuck you
why you talking about the rapper?
do people even still play the game?
other/let me know below
The first thing my head went to was the long conflict between the British and Russian Empires for influence in Central Asia, which is technically known as "the GREAT game"
You can only reblog this on the 3st of January
the 3st huh?
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two panel still image from the show 30 ROCK. top panel is tina fey (liz lemon) and bottom panel is alec baldwin (jack donaghy). text reads:
top panel–liz: ‘what a year huh?’
bottom panel–jack: ‘lemon, it’s january 3rd’
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