a better world

This is painfully American

when we say "it is functionally impossible to parody Americans in a way that will actually insult them" this is the sort of thing you're up against. is your sick burn funnier than corporation burger clown sing national anthem baseball game? no?? of course it isn't.

mistborn is great bc its like. what if jesus from the bible was actually a con artist and was trying to kill god. he still has jesus powers but theyre physics-based. the disciples are also con artists with magic powers. one disciple is a scrappy orphan with a coming of age plot

Stormlight lore is wild because some asshole killed a sheep which means slave fantasy John Wick ended up being unleashed upon the world's political theater changing geopolitical alliances enabling some fuckin old guy with the altered IQ of a bagel to kill the god of literal hatred and put himself on said god's throne of immortal crab violence inspiring space conquest powered by the cloned ghost of a reformed war criminal who sacrificed himself to stop bagel IQ guy from taking over the world, but at least slave fantasy John Wick got married so that's cool

when others barbecue with their wife its fine, but when I, Dalinar Kholin

and when kaladin is back after the timeskip bridge four's collective "I STORMING TOLD YOU SO" will be heard all across roshar