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who turned them german mid tag ?
how do you know they were transformed midday?

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Did you have a happy childhood, and can you cut onions without crying?
I had a happy childhood and I can cut onions without crying
I had a happy childhood and I can't cut onions without crying
I didn't have a happy childhood and I can cut onions without crying
I didn't have a happy childhood and I can't cut onions without crying
I emerged from a ditch already fully grown/I've never been trusted with a knife
No nuance, if you had to hesitate at all, the answer is "no".
i am waiting for the context behind this one, because its always the most esoteric thing ever
There's a specific way of pacing your blinking frequency that you can learn to do to prevent tears from welling up if you can anticipate what, when, and how something is going to make you want to cry. I thought the correlation between knowing how to do that, and having an unhappy childhood, would be stronger than that.
I had an unhappy childhood but I was an uncontrollable crier. Stress of any kind made me dissolve into tears that I could do nothing to stop. I rarely cry anymore, but it happens when I cut onions
Say you break your ankle. You could know everything there is to know intellectually about the injury. Even with this vast knowledge, you will still experience physical pain.
Now take this logic and apply it to things like ADHD, autism, clinical depression, and other less visible/divergent disabilities. You cannot think your way out of feeling.
That is to say: you are not a bad, lazy, or selfish person for struggling, even if you know why you are struggling.
My Favorite book when I was a little boy by ken Marschall
Ken Marschall’s Titanic paintings have always been my favorite. When I was little, this and other books were treasured possessions. As my obsession with the Titanic grew, Ken’s paintings were a window into a lost piece of the past, and a way to visualize parts of the ship that nobody had seen before. Fast forward to the present…
Ken Marschall is now a consultant on the video game project I work on, Titanic: Honor and Glory. He helps us to get the details right on all the work we do to recreate the Titanic, using the same sense of detail that he does in his paintings above. And what’s more amazing is the fact that the stuff me, Matt DeWinkeleer, and the other team members do provides Ken with the same kind of excitement and sense of awe that Ken’s paintings did for us when we were little.
Ken is still painting Titanic today, with the same attention to detail. He does them in acrylics, and he utilizes a vast library of Titanic research to get every rivet right. I’m proud to say, however, that I’ve actually helped Ken on one of his most recent paintings, shown below. Using the Titanic model I created for T:H&G, I whipped up a digital rendering of the ship from the same angle with the same lighting as the below painting, and Ken used that rendering as a reference to get the outline of the ship and its various details, proportions, plating, riveting, and shadows just right in the painting.
And if you’re curious about Titanic: Honor and Glory, you can see plenty about it here: http://titanic-honor-and-glory.tumblr.com/
Blackout poetry exists on a dual axis from "banal" to "insightful" on the input side and "kind of deep" to "incredibly fucking dumb" on the output side, and while taking something banal and producing something kind of deep is well and fine, for my money taking something insightful and rendering it incredibly fucking dumb is where the real art is.
#i stuck the word 'banal' in there twice specifically so that 'anal' would be low hanging fruit#but i genuinely did not anticipate 'banana' --@prokopetz

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I still do not understand the people who say voting doesn’t matter…why else would there be a concerted effort to gerrymander and redistrict and purge voter rolls and create draconian ID laws? (Mostly targeting black voters and majority black districts)
Isn’t it kind of insulting to the people who fight for an actual democracy, to the places in the world without free and fair elections, to the people (particularly black, native, and disabled people) who are regularly purposefully excluded from voting, to just say it doesn’t matter? How the fuck do you view your own inaction as some type of moral high ground? How did we get from “the Democratic Party has major issues in regards to corporate donors and neoliberalism” to “both parties are equally bad”
I am not playing this game with you. It does make a difference who is in power. It does make a difference who draws election maps, who sits on the courts, who decides funding, who enforces laws (and what laws they do or do not enforce).
me, opening a fake dating fic, having read hundreds before and knowing exactly how it will play out: i hope they fall in love
Me, when they fall in love:
one of the things I like about Tumblr is that it's chronological but it's also non-linear because you can have a post from today right next to a post that someone reblogged from 2013. I love seeing posts come around again at the same times every year and new reblogs and notes on them
Car-centric infrastructure pisses me off but it also pisses off car owners and they don’t even realize it.
Do you hate traffic? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.
Do you hate noise? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.
Do you hate so many people under the age of 30 dying? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.
Do you hate lung and heart diseases? Yeah. It’s because of all the cars.
Why is suburbia boring? Because of all the cars.
Tired of having to drive around your elderly, young, and disabled relatives? Blame all the cars.
Tired of air and water pollution? Yeah a lot of that comes from cars.
Tired of potholes? It’s because there’s so many cars.
More severe flooding than there used to be? Because of all the asphalt for the cars.
Is your city losing money and can’t afford to maintain suburban sewer and sidewalks? Cars.
Your town keeps knocking down all its historic buildings to build more parking lots? Yeah I think you know what to blame. It’s the cars.
Wait how do cars pollute the water
Wear and tear on the roads and car tires degrading releases chemicals and microplastics that run off into the water supply when it rains
Also coolant and oil leaks, plus the oil spills in the ocean for gasoline
Yes but it’s important to point out that even electric cars can pollute the environment
Let the historical record show that Mr. Beast was entirely ignorable if you were just like doing literally anything else. I've been on youtube as long as it's been around and I've never been recommended a video by him. I see him in passing as a meme. I thought he was a made up joke, a caricature of bad youtuber content miners until someone I trust confirmed his existence to me in late 2025.

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Me and my girlfriend did a lil photo shoot in our regalia back in December
Oh we’re engaged now btw 💍
Annie Lennox - by Robert Maplethorpe
Annie Leibovitz: Alan Cumming backstage at the Kit Kat Club, New York City, 1998
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I'm still amused when I think of last summer when a coworker said, "Oh, bullshit, you are not," when I mentioned that I was 43.

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He was with me, working at an animal shelter
He was with me, working at an animal shelter