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the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty

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I sentence you to thinking about dragons for 10 billion year

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

that’s how fucked up our world is now

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

Hah. Just pulled a fast one on Hades. He’s going to let us both go. All we have to do is walk one after the other and I don’t have to look back. This is going to be SO easy.

Is she still there?

Of course she’s still there! Why wouldn’t she be? In fact, I’m pretty sure I can hear her still walking behind me! Then again, maybe that’s the sound of my own footsteps…

I mean, it is Hades, lord of the dead. He’s pretty territorial about the souls that cross the Styx. Maybe he pulled a fast one on you?

That’s a good point… why would he let me win? This is a trap, isn’t it? He’s trying to fool me into leaving without her. But no. No, I shouldn’t look. I know she’s right behind me. I just know it… right?

She's being awfully quiet, isn't she? I wonder what she thinks of all this

That’s a good point…. I can’t hear her anymore. I can hear the walls echoing my feet but not her. Surely she’s not there. I can see the light but I can’t hear her. Maybe just a quick glance back. Just to make sure she’s there. Hades probably won’t even notice. I can’t leave without her. I just gotta be sur-

It’s you

i would gladly watch 300 hours of daily medieval life reenactment with no plot other than what people were doing to get by. i don’t care about the royalty or politics either i just want to see a villein woman travel to london for a big market fair and trade handmade soap for linen or some shit. two lovers looking for a private place to have sex in an era of no privacy. children messing about at the edge of a forest and trying to scare one another. a small group of strangers going on a pilgrimage and having one really strange night at an inn. a blacksmith teaching his children their family trade. a brother and sister relocating and rebuilding after the black death ravages their already meager village. a poor midwife outshining the fancy city physician in matters of treating illness. people mourning one another. loving one another. and don’t give me any of that voiceover documentary bullshit. i just want to See Them Living.

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels