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i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

what people dont get about divorces is the Whole Thing About Dogs

i have written custody plans for labrador retrievers more complex than i have for children. i went to four years of undergrad, three years of law school, and sat for the bar exam to write up custody exchange provisions for dogs with hyphonated last names

my clients are paying $295 an hour for me to go to court and litigate who makes veterinary decisions for Chuckles the Goldfish and theres literally nothing i can do to stop them

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

i really like this image she's so awesome and smiling

so cool

really awesome

My house :)

You're house

i (27F human adventurer) accidentally joined a dragon polycule (305F, 210F, 91F) and when i told them that i couldn't be a live-in pet for them because i have a job and taxes and stuff they got surprisingly mad at me. AITA?

weve reinstated the soviet union to make chess good again

oooh okay a human claiming an entire group of animals is useless. how novel.. and you think killing them all would do barely anything? that's so interesting! and you believe you're stating truth right? you're not a biologist either? damn... this... this may be a stroke of genius... you're so right... wow...

daily affirmations for the #sigma emperor!