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y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement
y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.
People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "overwhelmed" and stop using "overstimulated" as a replacement
Why?
Asking because I dont think I've personally ever encountered someone using "overstimulated" incorrectly
y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement
y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.
People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "overwhelmed" and stop using "overstimulated" as a replacement
Why?
Asking because I dont think I've personally ever encountered someone using "overstimulated" incorrectly
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1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow
2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down
3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke
4. Get your friends in on it

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a minor headcanon that I will die defending is that reigen initially assumed that mob’s supposed “psychic powers” were just how he rationalized his autism to himself. like here’s an obviously autistic kid, one reigen clocks immediately because he’s, well, reigen, and he’s talking about extra sensory perception and having powers he can’t control, powers that are scary. obviously, he assumes, this is something the kid picked up from his parents, a way for him to rationalize his alienation from other children— that no, you’re not “different”, you’re special (not even going into the parents who think their autistic children are like, aliens) and the other kids can see that you’re special and so they treat you like you’re weird and creepy and they don’t invite you to play and they whisper behind your back but it’s fine, because one day they’ll see how special you really are. and adult autistic reigen arataka, who was also probably-definitely bullied as a child, decides to nip that thought in the bud and gives the whole spiel, that no, “psychic powers” (autism) don’t make you special, and yes, they do make you different, and that’s fine because everyone’s different, and at the end of the day you have agency and you get to decide the kind of person you’ll be, so choose to be a kind one, and he sees this kid hanging off his every word as he tells him the kind of stuff he wishes someone had told him when he was so little and alone, and he mentally pats himself on the back and hypes himself up for another cigarette.
and then the kid makes a teacup float in front of him and he’s like oh. damn. can you kill ghosts
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
lmao at the inherent hubris of a committee of influencers holding a vote for a pride flag on a website that looks and sounds like it’s pitching a tech startup. The proposed flags look like pharmaceutical logos.
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They (and the vote) are on the polyamproud website. I don’t want to discourage anybody from actually voting if they genuinely like any of the designs, but I am wildly skeptical that the creation of a website will be what achieves widespread acceptance and recognition of a community symbol.
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My unsolicited opinions on the flags are:
Tricolor: It’s Fine I Guess. I find this one the most acceptable of the bunch but I dislike the jewel tones. The asymmetrical chevron feels unwarranted; I think it would better if the heart were centered fesswise.
Tetracor: I don’t trust this one. This flag is trying to sell me something. Looks like the logo of an insurance company with an app. Jewel tones again.
Wide Band: Meaningless. Forgettable. Looks like a blanket I would put on a horse. Five colors is too many for a flag, especially one that’s just horizontal bars.
Heart Continuum: Look I’m not against curves on flags or otherwise but this flag is a vexillogical mistake. Three different shades of purple next to each other? Seriously? What the fuck is that little triangle in the corner trying to accomplish. This should have been three colors at most.
In addition, I find the website to be unforgivably smug. Maybe this makes me a curmudgeon and a hater for criticizing what might be a good faith effort and not just an attempt to promote their podcast and patreon. I just think that if you want to design a community flag, you should release it into the wild and see if it survives, like nature intended.
god it does look like a rambo fleece
choose your flag
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*looks at the first flag with the topic “polyamory” in mind*
*gets an Association for the off-centre chevron and looks dubious-to-disgusted*
So the blue stripe is the man of the main couple, the pink stripe is the woman of the main couple, and the violet stripe is the additional lesser partner they brought in to spice things up? Is that what they were thinking?
As for the chevron, I don’t know and I probably don’t want to know.
But as for the rest, there is actually a reason for the color choice, and it’s that it’s based on the original polyamorous flag designed in 1995 by Jim Evans. Its blue, red, and black bars represent honesty, love, and solidarity. The pi symbol, now widely criticized for being too obscure, was intended to be a reference that only fellow polyamorous people would get.
The reason this flag is such an eyeburner is that it was made in MS Paint at a time when most computers had an 8 bit color palette. These were the only color choices ole Jim had to work with in 1995:
I remember these days. It was a simpler time.
But if there is one lesson I would like to impress upon contemporary flag designers it’s that flag color choices must be broad. They should never involve hex codes or require the eyedropper tool to reproduce to a recognizable degree. The average person should be able to recreate a flag’s design with the 8-crayon box of crayolas.
And honestly, strictly as a print or fabric reproduction, the original flag doesn’t look terrible! But these days, most people are going to encounter pride flags on a screen much more often than they’re going to encounter them in print or as a physical flag. So for literal decades people have been tweaking the original flag’s colors to make them more appealing on-screen.
That’s more or less how we arrived at the current infinity heart that remains popular.
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I would’ve made the black bar wider for aesthetic reasons, but because flag designs should be broad enough to be recognizable when tweaked, I could just do that without announcing that I’d redesigned the flag. It would still be the same flag.
And guess what!!! Polyamorists have voted on a flag before! In 2019, an organization declared THIS the “new official polyamory pride flag.”
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But I think PolyamProud did really nail it with one thing, and that’s the Polyamory Flag Redesign Cycle. This is exactly what I think is going to happen when a NEW official polyamory flag is announced.
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And why I think you should just use whatever flag you want.
Frustrated to see this go around without the explanation for why the original flag is Like That. Yes, I agree, it’s hard on the eyes! You can desaturate the colors without declaring it a new flag because that’s how flags work!!!
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These flags are nonstandard but they are both still recognizable despite being color shifted. The way anything looks on a screen will differ from one screen or browser or operating system to the next, and it will look radically different in physical media. So it is truly not a big deal to shift the colors a little.
Anyway if so many people apparently hate the infinity heart so much I don’t know why they didn’t just do, like, this:
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Flags are made up and you can do whatever you want with them forever! Use this one if you want to, I don’t care!!! If you don’t like something about it then change it!!!! I love flags and I hate discourse!!!!!!
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My ‘correct flag opinions’ ey?
My opinion is Draconym is dead accurate.
A huge issue I have with most “pride flags” invented in the last ten years comes down to this obsession with color parity that makes no sense for a FLAG.
People treat flag design like logo design because they hear ‘limited palette and complexity’ without knowing why.
In logo, you want a unique silhouette that can be reproduced agnostic to color, but because it will often be printed at high quality and used nearby, they can be FAR more complex than flags.
A flag needs to be identifiable as itself:
When upside down
When moving in wind
When sunbleached
At huge distances
In bad weather
With different dye
With different fabric
If your flag doesn’t work on the flag weather tester website, it’s a bad goddamn flag.
https://loderunner.github.io/flagwaver/
Whatever genius realized that while today’s dye market is more forgiving than 1981’s, but still wouldn’t support TWO EACH of orange and pink (the rarest and most obnoxious to work with colors) and pushed for a tricolore for the “lesbian flag” is a good person, I love them even in spite of my long preference for the labrys flag.
As far as the proposals: all the corporate ones are useless. The one with the off centered triangle on the hoist is by far the best, but it’s all terrible.
Of the common ones, I tend to use the pi flag because Straighties already slapped us out of queering all the other greekish things we were associated with, and spite fuels my gnashing teeth.
But truth be told I like the infinity heart best. It is simple, evocative, easy to sew, easy to print, gives the flag clear directionality, and so on.
The triple heart alt seems like a good secondary design for situations where the infinity heart is not as readily feasible, such as when using buttons to make art.
y'all need to relearn the word erratic and stop using schizophrenic/bipolar/psychotic as a replacement
y'all need to relearn the word particular and stop using ocd as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "egocentric" and stop using narcissist/narc as a replacement.
People need to relearn the word "impulse" and stop using "intrusive thought" as a replacement
People need to relearn the word "lying" and stop using "gaslighting" as a replacement

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Whenever I think about the value of something being done by a person who really understands the job from a lifetime of experience, I think of my first restaurant job. My goal was to work every position, and I started with a year and a half in the dish pit at 16yo.
When i started as a dishwasher, i was trained by an old career dish pit man named Claudio. He'd spent his whole life washing dishes. It allowed him to move to just about any city in the world that he wanted to and get a job without having to deal with complex hiring processes or strict resumé requirements. Which was the main thing he wanted out of a career. I still think about him.
He'd seen a lot of people come through that station who either didn't consider it a real job or thought it was beneath them, on their way to "better" or "more important" things. And, in retrospect, those first two days he was sort of doing the minimum with me that he could do and still respect himself when he told the manager he'd trained me.
But, maybe it was because i was really interested in learning all the positions there were in a restaurant because i knew they were ALL important, or because i was a hard worker, or maybe it was because i tried to have real conversations with him in my broken spanish and did my best to not make him speak any english unless he wanted to, but after a couple days there was a big shift in the way he and i worked together, and he started to really teach me.
That place ran the dish pit with one dishwasher, so when he was done training me I was going to be doing the job on my own.
The thing that stuck with me the most, for the rest of my restaurant career, was this... and it wasn't just the actual things he was saying, but a completely new way of looking at what i was doing within the context of how the restaurant ran. I came in for my 3rd day and he said
"When you work alone, you want to go home by midnight?"
we clocked on at 3:30 and took a half hour lunch break and usually skipped our tens, so, yeah i absolutely did want to get off work by midnight
Then, even tho i already knew where most of everything was by that time, he took me around and showed me all the dishes, cups, pots and pans, spatulas, silverware, had me look at all of it. Then he told me to remember that almost every one of the dishes I was looking at would be used more than once by the end of our shift- we were clocking on to wash the entire building full of dishes multiple times.
Then he led me back over to the industrial dishwasher most restaurants have, which looks like this:
and then this 60 year old career dishwasher from Mexico City said the thing that changed how I looked at restaurant jobs forever
"This machine takes two full minutes to run a cycle. We are on the clock for 8 hours. That means we have a maximum of 240 times we can run this machine. If you want to wash all those dishes, clean your station, mop, and clock off by midnight? This machine has to be on and running every second of the shift.
If you don't have a full load of dishes collected, scraped, rinsed, stacked, and ready to go into the dishwasher the second it's done every single time? You can't do it. If, over the course of 8 hours, you let this machine lay idle for just one minute in between finishing each load and being turned on again? Instead of 240 loads, you'll do 160 loads.
[like, literally, he had done this math, he had these exact figures]
160 loads instead of 240 loads means you are doing 20 loads in an hour instead of 30 loads. That means the dishes are going to pile up. The cooks will run out of pots and pans and will have to stop and wait for you, the servers will run out of plates and cups and have to stop and wait for you, and your night is going to SUCK. Every part of how this restaurant works can grind to a halt because of that idle minute between dish loads, and if it does you'll have an entire building of people in a hurry and all waiting on you.
And it means you're going to be here until 2 am doing the 200+ loads of dishes this restaurant goes through every night.
For this to work, you MUST have this dishwasher on and running every minute of the shift. As soon as you turn it on you have two minutes to have the next load ready. See these large items i put to the side down here? One or two of them takes up all the space in the machine. I keep them here so that if the machine finishes and shuts off before i'm ready for it i can stick one of these in there and turn it on again immediately. You have to think like that to do this job without stress."
The way he was looking at how the whole restaurant ran, the way he was looking at how he'd spend each minute of the entire shift, the way he broke down what the physical limits were and how to max them out so he could do his job and go home on time without stressing out... The way this 60 year old guy, who had never had professional ambitions beyond being a dishwasher, was still such a competent and brilliant expert in his field.
It was all such an important lesson, and one that stayed with me through every position i went on to work in restaurants, dish pit, busser, server, cook, all the way up through manager before I finally got out of my restaurant career
Claudio never wanted to be anything but a dishwasher who didn't stay any later than he had to.
But he knew how that restaurant ran better than most of the other people in it. I never had a chance to truly thank him for the specific lesson he taught me, because while it had an immediate impact, I didn't really understand how valuable a lesson it was until much later.
But I've thought about Claudio and what i learned from him many MANY times in my life.
All of this. Disaster befalls any company that holds no regard for the expertise of the lowest level staff.
In my younger years I worked at a medical office that managed both mental health and addiction recovery. The company had purchased an empty lot down the road from the building we rented to build a better facility with larger capacity. The CEO worked for months with the architect, and just as they were finalizing everything they happened to let me - who was the receptionist at that time - take a gander at the blueprints. It took all of three seconds for two major issues to jump out at me.
“The receptionist can’t see the waiting room from her desk with this layout.” I said. “It’s around the corner and blocked by a wall.”
“Is that important?” They asked.
“Do you want me to be able to keep track of the patients who are waiting?” I asked.
“Isn’t that what the sign-in sheet is for?” They asked me.
“Not everyone who comes here is signing in for an appointment, some are coming to check in, some people are here for the group therapy and need to be directed to the other side of the building, some people are painfully shy and if I don’t appear warm and inviting they won’t approach.” I explain.
“How often does that even happen?” They asked.
“Every day.” I explain.
“Bullshit.” They said.
“I’m not joking at all. Also, where is the chart room?” I asked.
“Oh, over here.” They said, pointing to a tiny closet on the far side of the building from the receptionist and check out desks. It was tucked neatly beside the CEO’s office. To get there the secretaries would have to go through two sets of security doors and it would be a five minute walk each way.
“Why isn’t it next to the front office, since that’s where the people who use it are?” I asked.
“We had concerns about people just going into the chart room to goof off and not do their work. It takes them away from their desks too much. You should only go in the chart room twice a day - once in the morning to pull the charts for the day, and once in the evening to put way the charts. It would remain locked and the CEO would have the key and let you in to supervise.” They said.
“We pull charts the day before so everything is ready to go and we can alert staff if a patient with additional needs is coming in. We have to go in the chart room every time a patient calls in that’s having a problem with their meds or is in crisis or otherwise has a question for the nurse. We have to go in there every time someone cancels and we are able to fit a waitlisted patient in. We go in there 20 - 30 times a day for legitimate reasons. The only reason any of us has ever gone in there to take a minute was when we got news that a patient had died and we were crying. And even then, we filed charts as we sobbed because no one in this office has free time.”
They stared at me.
“Sit with me for an hour and see what happens up here.” I said.
They took the blueprints away from me before I could keep looking at them, but they took me up on sitting with me. They didn’t last an hour. They changed the blueprints to fix both things I’d pointed out.
Unfortunately, they didn’t let me keep looking at it and they never asked the janitor what he thought, so no one caught the final fatal flaw in the design.
There were no closets in the entire building. Nowhere to put our supplies. And I’m not talking just a place for stationary and pens. I mean no janitorial closet. Nowhere to put paper towels and toilet paper or cleaning products. Nowhere to put holiday decorations or anything at all. They completely forgot about storage of any kind and immediately started eyeballing my hard-won chart room for it.
They wound up putting all the supplies in the cabinets under the sinks in the public bathrooms. And, surprising to no one, all of it got stolen after our first week in the new building. All our spare keyboards and monitors and phones and even our paper towels just walked out of the building. Because the CEO who had never worked a lower level job in his life wasn’t convinced closets were worth it.
So! This is a perfect case study in situations where you should be wary of misinformation.
Take a moment and ask yourself, a project like this requires a lot of time, money and dedication of resources, why would scientists dedicate that time to something that could just be done by a tree?
The answer is they wouldn't. So that means this claim requires further investigation!
This project is called LIQUID 3, and it's not meant for cities with wide open spaces, it's meant for cities like Belgrade in Serbia. These cities are densely populated and heavily polluted, to the point where pollution actually chokes out current trees and makes creating green spaces difficult.
Liquid 3 was a PhD scientists answer to these problems. The microalgae tank is intended for spaces where you either:
Don't have enough space to plant full trees, or
Don't have enough time to plant trees and wait for them to grow up.
The tank is extremely efficient when you consider the amount of space needed compared to the amount of CO2 turned into oxygen. The tank can operate throughout the winter. And most importantly, it can be quickly set up in areas that desperately need relief from air pollution NOW not in 10 years when trees are done growing. Children currently suffocating on polluted air can't wait for trees to grow, they need to be taken care of now, and Liquid 3 is one of the ways to take care of them. Depending on the species of microalgea used, a number have shown a pretty amazing capacity to pull heavy metals out of the air which is something trees can get choked up by.
The tanks aren't just tanks either! Liquid 3 have solar panels placed on top, they have lighting and mobile phone charging, and they work as public benches. The designers of it want to encourage green spaces where there's room, but where there isn't room or time, Liquid 3 can step in. Realistically, this isn't a replacement for trees. It's replacing boring metal city benches with new, cooler benches that also clean the air (and have at least some heating during the winter).
Not only that, but the microalgea that grows is native to Serbia and all that microalgea has a ton of great uses! It makes for great fertilizer, compost, wastewater treatment, cleaner biofuels and even for helping create new tanks for further air purification. They only require a quick algae divide once a month, and the produced algae can be carted off to where ever it's needed. This makes them effective solutions for areas that can't sustain complex installations.
So yeah, there's actually quite a lot of places that would like these. Lots of people currently breathing in terrible quality air would much rather have their boring city benches replaced with really fucking cool algae tanks that clean the air and can be used to help create + sustain future green spaces in cities. I dunno about you, but I'd take that over a dumb metal bench any day. Put these at every bus stop and I'd be delighted.
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Serbian here living in Belgrade! This is all true and I've actually seen some of these around the city a few times. They're amazing at what they do and really cool to watch up close because you can see pretty swirling inside them. It's not only functional but aesthetically pretty nice as well!
Soviet swimmer Maria Havrish congratulates her rival Elena Kovalenko, who defeated her in the breaststroke competition at the Spartakiad of the Peoples of the USSR in Moscow, 1956 (photo by Lisa Larsen)
sorry, ahaha, my doctor recently prescribed me with niceness personality disorder. its where i'm like, really nice and cute and sweet, and everyone, like, [swishes hair dramatically] falls in love with me, or whatever, yeah, it's like... like i don't blame you at all for wanting me so desperately, i'm basically like, an exceptional individual, or whatever, my doctor literally said it, soooooo... yeaaaahhh.. this is part where you start worshipping me

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Got sad today because two sixth grade students shared some inside joke that was so funny they collapsed against each other in giggles and I was hit with a massive wave of “I’ll never be young again.”
Got happy today because one of those same sixth graders (they’re seventh graders now) approached me after seeing me have a irrepressible giggle with a friend and said “you and [my friend] are just like me and [his friend], you can’t stop laughing.”
This is genuinely so important. If the only people a kid can look up to are serious and authoritative 100% of the time, kids start to assume that they have to abandon whimsy, imagination, and silliness to grow up and to be taken seriously. Don’t do it. Stay silly.