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I somehow cooked potstoes in a way that made them completely inedible

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This sketch is incredible. Perfect moment to capture. 10/10 for the artist.
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A hearing in Luigi Mangioneâs state murder case in the killing of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was postponed until Wednesday after pr
I will regret this and shouldn't make wheels at 2am but
This tumblr sexyman is your son!
Are you proud of him
yes!
somewhat
I shouldn't be but yes
No
NO.
I'm disowning him
I am scared of him
Results
(sorry if your favourite is not in this poll, I went mostly off the contenders from this year's poll and the classics)
crazy how there are only 2 hours of doing things every day before you keel over and die. if this werent normal id be worried
cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me iâm wiggling

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I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially
I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually
Skinny actually feels horrible like when I was underweight I was always constantly cold??? Freezing. And I didnât even get underweight according to bmi standards, I just dropped from my usual weight by like ten pounds (health reasons). Also my period pains got ramped up so much more when my weight dropped. Like??? Even if food doesnât taste good BEING AT A HEALTHY WEIGHT STILL FEELS BETTER.
Anyways.
:D
This phrase makes me so fucking angry. When I lost the ability to taste or eat food due to illness, I dropped twenty pounds and it sucked. Skinny felt like shit. Taking a flight of stairs exhausted me, my body hurt constantly, I was always cold. It took me over a year to gain back the weight and I value enjoying cake and French fries infinitely more than the compliments of people who think starving yourself is a virtue.
Nothing feels as good as being fed.
must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason
Everyone envies me for my shrimp lighter
"going out to get milk" is a common turn of phrase used to describe a man abandoning his family.
the "milkman" is a common figure in stories depicting a woman's infidelity and adulterous affair.
this implies that the ability to provide milk would both decrease the likelihood of a man abandoning his wife and children, as it would eliminate the need for leaving to get milk AND would secure that man's marriage, as his wife would have no need to seek milk from an extraneous source.
therefore, all men should produce milk, through various means such as:
- being a cow
- being an almond
- being a woman
- being a coconut
- being in the omegaverse
- being an oat
(list is exemplary and not finite)
in this essay, i will redefine the nuclear family and explain the seductive and inflammatory nature of the 1993 "Got Milk?" commercials.
you shut your mouth.
im choosing to believe the order of the list is in order of some metric like realism or social acceptably and i am deeply invested in this worldbuilding

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I don't know I'm not done talking about it. It's insane that I can't just uninstall Edge or Copilot. That websites require my phone number to sign up. That people share their contacts to find their friends on social media.
I wouldn't use an adblocker if ads were just banners on the side funding a website I enjoy using and want to support. Ads pop up invasively and fill my whole screen, I misclick and get warped away to another page just for trying to read an article or get a recipe.
Every app shouldn't be like every other app. Instagram didn't need reels and a shop. TikTok doesn't need a store. Instagram doesn't need to be connected to Facebook. I don't want my apps to do everything, I want a hub for a specific thing, and I'll go to that place accordingly.
I love discord, but so much information gets lost to it. I don't want to join to view things. I want to lurk on forums. I want to be a user who can log in and join a conversation by replying to a thread, even if that conversation was two days ago. I know discord has threads, it's not the same. I don't want to have to verify my account with a phone number. I understand safety and digital concerns, but I'm concerned about information like that with leaks everywhere, even with password managers.
I shouldn't have to pay subscriptions to use services and get locked out of old versions. My old disk copy of photoshop should work. I should want to upgrade eventually because I like photoshop and supporting the business. Adobe is a whole other can of worms here.
Streaming is so splintered across everything. Shows release so fast. Things don't get physical releases. I can't stream a movie I own digitally to friends because the share-screen blocks it, even though I own two digital copies, even though I own a physical copy.
I have an iPod, and I had to install a third party OS to easily put my music on it without having to tangle with iTunes. Spotify bricked hardware I purchased because they were unwillingly to upkeep it. They don't pay their artists. iTunes isn't even iTunes anymore and Apple struggles to upkeep it.
My TV shows me ads on the home screen. My dad lost access to eBook he purchased because they were digital and got revoked by the company distributing them. Hitman 1-3 only runs online most of the time. Flash died and is staying alive because people love it and made efforts to keep it up.
I have to click "not now" and can't click "no". I don't just get emails, they want to text me to purchase things online too. My windows start search bar searches online, not just my computer. Everything is blindly called an app now. Everything wants me to upload to the cloud. These are good tools! But why am I forced to use them! Why am I not allowed to own or control them?
No more!!!!! I love my iPod with so much storage and FLAC files. I love having all my fics on my harddrive. I love having USBs and backups. I love running scripts to gut suck stuff out of my Windows computer I don't want that spies on me. I love having forums. I love sending letters. I love neocities and webpages and webrings. I will not be scanning QR codes. Please hand me a physical menu. If I didn't need a smartphone for work I'd get a "dumb" phone so fast. I want things to have buttons. I want to use a mouse. I want replaceable batteries. I want the right to repair. I grew up online and I won't forget how it was!
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always doing something annoying
can I be honest? I was so pissed off by friends and family criticizing my soap choice that, for half a year, I did an experiment where I washed one hand with Palmolive and one with handsoap, to prove that it didn't make your skin any rougher. and do you know what the result is? it does make your skin rougher. and now I'm even more pissed off.
I love this. This is the beauty of the honest scientific process. You had an idea, you tested it and you still reported the results even though the results disproved your idea.
It's ok to be mad at it, you're an honest scientist.
yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless
the poses is what gets me every time
my name's cougar but my friends call me mountain lion and my mama calls me puma and today's my first day at big cat high. i'm so nervous i hope they don't realize i'm not panthera >ÜŤ<
emo cheetah jughead smoking behind the school: it's hopeless, catamount. they'll never see us as 'real' big cats... us outcats gotta stick together -ďťâ˘
not pictured is the goth clouded leopard girl who bought the cigarettes w her fake id

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Im reading the website of that Prostasia Foundation organization and its kinda wild so far because its a mix of research-based accurate information (most pedophiles dont commit CSA, some studies show that most people convicted of CSA arent pedophiles), which is good, but also it uses phrases like "minor attracted person (MAP)" which I dont like, and I cant find it but according to a reddit post the organization supports people using sex dolls that look like children?? Which... I dont think will help? I think that using that as an outlet may not prevent people from committing CSA, what if it encourages them because they want "the real thing"
A judge appointed by Gov. Laura Kelly said Kansas likely violated parental rights by restricting gender-affirming care for trans minors.
The judge found 349 individual facts supported the continued provision of gender-affirming care.
Republican Attorney General Kris Kobach brought forward a litany of anti-trans witnesses familiar from litigation defending these bans. Among them was James Cantor, a Toronto psychologist who has built a career testifying for states defending care bans despite no clinical experience treating transgender minorsâand who was once quietly dropped from a Florida Board of Medicine hearing after it emerged he had served on the advisory council of the Prostasia Foundation, a group that has worked to destigmatize pedophilia. Folsom wrote that Cantor "has not conducted any original scientific research on the efficacy or safety of gender dysphoria treatments," and noted he is not licensed to treat anyone under 16 and has never diagnosed a minor with gender dysphoria. [...] "The Court gives Dr. Cantor's testimony little weight," Folsom concluded. The judge turned next to Farr Curlin, a Duke University doctor and theologian who was an author of the Trump administration's HHS report on pediatric gender dysphoria ... By his own admission, Folsom noted, Curlin's views are "radically counter to current medical orthodoxy." The judge found his opinions "appear motivated by his personal views as opposed to a methodology applicable in the field of medical ethics," and gave his testimony "little-to-no weight." ...
And then there was Jamie Reed, the self-styled "whistleblower" who built a national profile on lurid, largely unsubstantiated accusations against a St. Louis gender clinic and who has gone on Fox News to describe being transgender as a delusion. Reed also did not testify and could not be cross-examined. Folsom gave her affidavit "little weight,â and had scathing remarks towards her lack of expertise: âThe Court gives thus Jamie Reedâs affidavit little weight, given that she is not a medical provider or mental-health professional. In addition, her affidavit primarily addresses her experiences with a clinic operating outside of Kansasâthus, it does not rebut or refute the credible, uncontroverted testimony about clinical practice within the state of Kansas,â read the order.
This decision is 117 pages long, and if you want to actually feel good about something a judge has had to say recently about trans rights, this is legitimately a good read. (I understand that some people do not read legal decisions for fun. You should still try reading this one. It's really good.)
Given how thoroughly and completely he eviscerates the supposed qualifications and relevance of the same tired grievance actors that the right totes from case to case like a basket of moldy oranges, I hope that this decision will not only act as an example for future judges, but save them a bunch of work, because they don't have to then go do all of the writing themselves on how much these people suck, they can just cite this decision.
My favourite parts were:
1. The experts on medical care for trans minors having whole ass long paragraphs about how each one ("child, adolescent, and adult psychiatrist"; "pediatric hospitalist and bioethicist"; "pediatric and adult endocrinologist"; "pediatric endocrinologist") conducts original research and is highly regarded and gives medical care to trans youth, followed by:
"Dr. James Cantor is a psychologist and neuroscientist. He is not a physician." (Page 26) for one of the doctors against care for trans youth
2. One of the other doctors against care described as
Dr. Curlinâs medical ethics philosophy disfavors many treatments the public commonly enjoys. For example: Dr. Curlin views the prescription of birth control for contraception as âethically problematicâ
Dr. Curlin also views in vitro fertilization (or IVF) as âethically problematic.â
Indeed, his views are, in his words, âradically counter to current medical orthodoxy.â
For these reasons, the Court gives Dr. Curlinâs opinion testimony little-to-no weight. (Page 30 - 31)