Trinity does that matching the eating pace of my (girlfriend/boyfriend/whoever) tiktok trend with Dennis, only to end up nearly choking to death.
Like at first sheâs side eyeing the (hidden) camera when he takes three giant bites in just a few seconds. But then her competitive side comes out and sheâs trying her best to keep up, and legit starts fucking choking because thereâs just so much and some accidentally ends up down her windpipe. She doesnât know how the fuck heâs swallowing so damn fast.
After she can fucking breathe again sheâs looking up food eating challenges in their area and how many stupid t-shirt prizes she can get him to win.
It didnât really cross her mind that all those years food insecure (and fighting for scraps back in Nebraska) would make him kinda weird about food and eating.
The fastest eating people: military, and doctors (so Abbot of course is the fastest eater alive lol).
We have a friend who was an emergency medicine physician for many years. Cute, blonde, teeny. It was unreal to warch her eat. It wasn't gross but like you see her pour syrup on her French toast and she is chatting politely and then boom it is gone in two minutes. So funny!
I could see Dennis being a champ. Fast meal times, three older brothers, learning to stuff his face quick in med school. Yeah that is our competitive eating king!










