We Tango With Bastards

your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person

Signal boost April 2025. $240 raised...

Yeah I'm not doing all that. Tumblr should just ban all things related to that franchise

you are like a mewling helpless baby you are standing in the rain and i am offering you a goddamn umbrella and you throw it on the floor and yell at god to abolish rain

"you are standing in the rain and I am offering you a goddamn umbrella and you throw it on the floor and yell at god to abolish rain" is a killer line and I wish I wrote that

adhd making you unable to do something unless it's enjoyable and depression making you unable to enjoy things make for a particulaly tasty combination and by tasty i mean its ruining my life

Especially if the area you want a leg up in is the notoriously respected, well-funded and well-paying world of women’s sports

freaky queers & pups & kittens & leather lovers & bears who paint their nails & gnc kinksters & weirdos & transfem truck freaks & trashy transmascs & people who can't describe themselves accurately & people with weird pronouns & drag queens & drag kings & weird furries my heart goes out to you and i love you happy pride

everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

being a horror fan that experiences panic inducing paranoia fucking sucks like ill just be like wow i cant wait to go watch scary shadow creature video number 74 and then spend the rest of the night clutching my phone with the flashlight on and playing five nights at freddys 4 in real life

like im aware that watching horror stuff at like 3am is going to make me think that slenderman is in my kitchen but also im a dumb bitch who sees scary video thinks yay i love scary video :) and immediately watches it

Fascinated by what the draws you people to horror content

i like when theres some kind of creature or perhaps a guy

Don't care + didn't ask + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you + I'm biting you

the time difference between 7:39 and 7:40 is 5 million years

pov: you’re in the passenger seat, hand-feeding the driver fries like a wild horse

they put the mamsnrbhr chehfde in de soder

I just want everyone to know there has not been a single day that I have not had at least one notification about this post