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omg you're refusing to use my it pronouns because you actually respect me too much to call me that? it feels like a derogatory thing to call someone and you've decided to place that feeling before my stated preference? god that's actually just, incredible, nobody's ever said anything like that before... that's just really brave of you...

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

When people use ChatGPT to write fanfic it’s so bizarre because no one’s forcing you to write it. It’s not a class. There’s no assignment or deadline. You’re not getting graded. You’re folding under no pressure

had a dream about these two clowns doing bits together back and forth and one clown is getting increasingly sincere in his comedy and he tells the other clown to kiss him so they do and when the other clown pulls back he looks to the audience and goes "it's more than just a joke after all" and then I woke up

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

Update: yeah no this goat is definitely transfem, that chapter was ridiculously trans lol

just so we’re clear if you’ve never actually seen a cybertruck in person and have only seen photos of them i cannot stress enough how much worse they look in real life. like i honestly don’t know how it’s possible. most things look basically the same in pictures and in real life. but as stupid and ugly as cybertrucks look in photos, every person i’ve spoken to who has seen one in real life agrees that they somehow look even worse in person. and i know you’re thinking to yourself “tah they already look so bad in photos, how can they possibly look even worse in person?” I DONT KNOW. the first time i saw one on the road i was on a phone call and i literally cut myself off in the middle of a sentence just to be like “oh my GOD.” just an incredibly, laughably, unbelievably bad vehicle. i’ve never experienced anything like it. they’re just so bad

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you