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i think i’m going to be straight now can a girl come on this post so i can practice i want to try to be straight today

i need a girl to come on to this post i need to try something

ok. im come over.

heyyyy lol 😛 sooooooo *leans against the wall in a way that’s way way way way too close and you can smell my deer attractant and axe body spray combo* ummmm *blushes* *goes red*

ok. whatever. *looks away from you, hornily*

*i panic and rip your face off*

ummm.... ok... kind of weird... you are such a weird guy lol.... kind of funny tho... lol... can we kiss now. *i am unperturbed and my face is growing back slowly because i am immortal*

OOC: Godmodding. This is why i never RP with women

OOC: Typical misogyny. And of course the mod team does nothing. This is why rpworld.zetaforums.net is failing. I’ll be taking me - and my FOURTY-SEVEN active RP threads - to roleplaydream.invisionfree.com. Thanks for nothing.

OOC: Have fun getting anyone to play with your shitty mary sue. Go back to fanfic

What the fuck did I just read?  As a role player and a non-straight woman... I think I need a drink after reading this.  You are BOTH terrible role players, and neither of you are worthy of a good plot. 

*crawls towards you on all fours submissively hoping you don’t hurt me*

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i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say that the average height for women in the US would increase by at least an inch if teen girls were allowed to eat as much as teen boys are

and not to bring my own clocky bitch ass into this but if cis women weren’t so consistently starved their entire lives you’d see a lot more cis women with the kind of bodies that we currently associate closely with trans women. the amount that the standards of feminine presentation are culturally defined by malnutrition is crazy

every day im mad as hell that i dont have infinite time in the day and am not physically able to draw for 200 hours straight no breaks and dont know every hobby and cant just spend the rest of time drawing and getting into every creative hobby and learn everything and get infinite money from the government

by 2026 the average tumblr post about gender and interests will be like ‘dont ask me why but having a job is sooo boycore and cooking at home is so girlcore’

the addition of apollo justice into the franchise is such an incredible move and i need more people to appreciate apollo as the comedic "straight-man" to the rest of ace attorney's chaos that he is!!! almost constantly this man is placed in the wildest of scenarios and is the only one going "what are we even talking about right now" and it's SO perfect and i love him so much actually please appreciate apollo justice for what he brings to the table!!! nobody wants to be in an ace attorney game less than apollo justice and i love that for him!!!! in my mind apollo justice had to go through all of the real world years of law school (i know that wouldn't make sense with his age but walk with me) and when he finds out klavier started prosecuting at age 17 his brain falls out of his ass because what do you MEAN???? he's also like the only one who genuinely wants to do his job. constantly this man is like "hey can i do my job? can i be a lawyer?? what you are doing is not the job of a lawyer can i please do mY JOB?? CAN I PLEASE BE A LAWYER WHICH IS MY JOB??" and it's just. he's so perfect. to me. <3

a "mutual" is a type of animal predomenantly found in michigan, serbia, and the north of england

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.