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fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

Thunderstorms are nature’s most fuckable events

one of the most frustrating ways i've found you can be misunderstood is when people think you're horny about the things you're just weirdly fascinated by and weirdly fascinated by the things you're horny about

"omg is this like a fetish for you or something 😅🤣" NOT EVERYTHING IS A FETISH!!! "you have such interesting hobbies" no uh . that one is a fetish actually.

"actively hungry" + "none of the foods sound good at all" is one of the worst combinations. who let this happen

someone cumming on my face would fix me, actually

my repulsive fetish for giggling and having fun

Sometimes you gotta fuck a fleshlight with your friends but other times you gotta fuck your friends like a fleshlight, ifyouknowwhatiamsaying

your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

don't exhaust yourself chasing people who make you feel like a backup plan