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Want to post something poetic and deep but all my brain ever comes up with is 50 shades of shitposts and mental garbage

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I smile a lot at work because it's apparently "unprofessional" to tell people to fuck right off.

#text #shitpost

herst0rryteller

recently saw a video on insta where a woman was talking about her acts of micro feminism (shaking hands with both women and men, asking women's opinions first, turning to female specialists). in the comments, men started writing that these were "rather acts of hatred towards men", that is, what men did and continue to do with women is normal, but asking women's opinions first and shaking their hands is hatred? wtf is wrong w men??

alleycatboy

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

Will 100% make it weird by replying "do it then" with a deadpan look, the next time someone tells me they will murder me jokingly.

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While I love the journey and process of learning a language, sometimes I wish I could somehow just download the language in my head so I could read literature in the original language with all its nuisances and wordplay.

#text #langauge learning #literature

slavery

macbethz

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

seananmcguire

BURN BAGEL BURN

gothiccharmschool

OH WHY NOT?

harukami

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

acabosetotal

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

token-white-friend

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

noodle-dragon

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

blackcatgodess

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

anayely420

🙏🏼

sonsfantasies

Worth a try lol

theblizzardsix

i could use some good news or even a good girl

pantspooplover

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

itaachiyama-moved

Okii then!

blastlight

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

decadentstrangernacho

Ugh I hate superstitions… … not that it stops me, of course

nowhere else

reallyreallyreallytrying

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

doubleca5t

An actual World Heritage Post

dykecosette

how does this post not have a million notes but anyone online can quote it

definitelynotlazav

one week until ten years of Spiders Georg

yd12k

thefallling

WHERES THAT POST FUCK YOU PEOPLE WHO DONT CELEBRATE FICTION CHARACTERS BIRTHDAY

HAPPY 11th BIRTHDAY SPIDERS GEORG!!!!

slumberingslothfully

HAPPY 12th TO SPIDERS GEORG!!!!

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catullyst

τυρὸς δ’ οὐ λείπει μ’ οὔτ’ ἐν θέρει οὔτ’ ἐν ὀπώρᾳ, οὐ χειμῶνος ἄκρω·

"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

a-book-of-creatures

Some people make me wish I had more than two middle fingers.

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valtsv

describing my relationship to someone by introducing them to people as "an old wound"

valtsv

at that description they roll their eyes and point out to me that "you're the one who won't cauterise me" and i shoot back automatically that i did try and we're both struck silent for a beat before they respond "... i know" in such a fond yet melancholy voice, and we share a look of such profound unspoken understanding that everyone around us begins to feel like they're intruding on some intimate affair

corpus--incorporated

you don’t have to match my freak you just have to think whatever’s wrong with me is fascinating and perhaps even sexual

Is it too late for me to learn witchcraft and curse someone's next 7 generations.

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panthermouthh

“Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust?”

rainydayballads

REBLOGGING AGAIN OKAY OKAY LOOK.

THIS THIS THSIS THSISSTHSI

oi could write a THESIS on why this art right ehre is the best thing ever listen listenlisten.

this is why i love this story look at them!!!! the look in the creatures eyes. the meaning of him kneeling at his creators feet, he needs that love and acceptance and he is being cast away and its so BIBLICAL and look at the KNEELING its like worship but tainted withdesperation . and he is so much larger than victor and yet he is lower than him here because SYMBOLS AND AUGH. and the nakedness of the creature versus victors clothing its yet another power thing AND LISTEN the

okay. he was built, piece by piece, by this man. there is no one on the planet who knows his phsycial form better, not even himself. the VULNERABILITY IN THAT. NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THAT. VICTOR DOESNT know his MIND but he knows the creatures body. he made every individual stitch. this piece makes me really remember that

AND IM NOT DONE

victor is being held by the creature, and because of his superior physical strength he has no power in that situation. his legs are bound by his creations arms. BUT. victor is nevertheless above him and his hand is resting on the creatures shoulder, exterting power over HIM. they are the master over the other AND they are equals in this way. Like a coin, a head, a tail. Always connected. always fighting

andJUST LOOK AT THEIR FACES THE THE detached, analyzing, almoist cruel look of victors, the faint disgust there, but the FOCUS in his eyes as he regards what he has created AND LOOK AT adam, the creature!!! its love but its hurt, he looks like a kicked dog, he's PLEADING.

RAHHHHH okay its almost four am i need to SLEEP

disgustinggf

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