*jangles miserably*

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god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

(Smugly after failing at a task) and they said it could be done.

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

wouldst thou like to live deliciously? haha I jest! lest…?

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

does anyone else remember grass. the warmth of the sun

kyaaaa I'm late to vampire school *runs out while holding a dude by the neck in my mouth*

20 minutes into the dead wifeweed: I really need to run along the beach and smile back at someone