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Defrosting myself to yap about my dumbass Tight Leash Loose Collar au bc this season has been ridiculous....

You may have seen one smug mousey princess of monaco strutting around today wearing his new Ferrari arranged alpha's shirt on the first day of Carlos' homerace weekend... Now considering how much attention these drivers get on the daily for the most miniscule details o fully believe this was a calculated decision made by Ferrari themselves.

Last weekend in Monaco, Lewis not only outperformed the omega but Charles DNFd when everybody and their nana believed he would be able to win the race but alas.... Now after the race we saw Charles crash out unlike ever before, he had made mistakes of course but he outright refused this time to take any of the blame, loudly declaring it wasn't even the asphalt that ruined his chances as many tried to scramble for an excuse outside of his or Ferrari's control, but he was fed up enough to call out the brakes as faulty and through that he dared to criticize Ferrari which we all know results in the boot or in Charles' stupidly loyal case: the shock collar.

Charles was foaming at the mouth clawing at his face in anger and Vasseur even sprung out to signal to the camera man to cut the fuck away because they couldn't have their sweet principessa furious with the kingdom's ailments on live TV. And Ferrari is especially careful to not let anyone suspect that Charles is anything but merry on the side of the 7 time world champion prize stud alpha they invested so much money in, so Charles once again got the zap to the collar.

"No one is bigger than Ferrari. Learn to behave, smile when Lewis is on the podium and you dnf, never blame the team, never be critical towards the team, never forget the opportunity we have given you that millions would kill for and never ever go against us or you'll be worse than dead. Better to be a martyr in red than a winner in any other color. Now go put your designated husband's shirt on, show that you let him blow your back out not just on track but in the bedroom as well, put on that dopey fucked out doll smile, say to the press that your alpha was right and only have positive things to say about the team and your efforts. Also, we know you gave birth to twins a couple months ago, but keep pushing out your new baby bump into view so no one asks whether your marriage was forced or not. And yes you have to do this on Carlos' homerace weekend."

Meanwhile Carlos is hurriedly bouncing in between his other baby mamas trying to make sure everyone is comfortable and safe and pampered. Franco is pregnant again so he gets a bit more attention. The grid looks a bit different in TLLC in the current timeline, but you'll see what I mean soon. Also congrats to Alex marrying George after George's messy divorce from Toto. That shameless old man married Kimi the very next day..

Finished N$FW Carlos in rut commission censored version! 🌶

Awww thank you have this very tired mommy Max piece as my little gratitude, taken out from my royal au where Max had an arranged marriage with Horner.

My toxic take is that while their marriage is extremely unhealthy and dubious, with both of them cheating on the reg, the hate sex is still peak and addictive.

Just curious because I can’t see it on your commissions post / profile

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Hiya let me take this ask to post a recent spicy work of Emerson Fittipaldi commissioned by @sadlittlemanthing

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