carnivorous architecture

catboy fact of the day: catboys do not possess a human soul.

my lord. the two statues you commissioned are finally complete. yeah, the double-order with the vast and trunkless legs of stone and the shattered visage. i like to think we captured the sneer of cold command pretty well. it's a really thought-provoking piece my lord. very deconstructionist. i'm sure that even a traveller a thousand years from now could take one look at it and instantly recognise it must have come from an artistically enlightened culture

Guy that flinches every time he has to open a can of soda and holds it really far away from himself arms outstretched face turned away barely looking visibly frightened and every time it hisses even a little bit he flinches or yelps and runs away and hides under a blanket and then slowly comes back to resume opening the soda the exact same way and his hands are shaking

my short story "The Great Server Farm in the Sky" has been published at Litro Magazine-- go check it out :]