unionize your wizard tower

Found this while going through my granddad’s VHS tapes and couldn’t find it anywhere online, so here it is.

this is kinda my favorite song in the world whenever someone says they’ve never heard it i get so excited to share the best song ever

this is kinda my favorite song in the world whenever someone says they’ve never heard it i get so excited to share the best song ever

this is kinda my favorite song in the world whenever someone says they’ve never heard it i get so excited to share the best song ever

this scared my cat so bad he bigged his tail about it

it takes 10 layers of the water filter to completely drown a tumblr screenshot if anyone was wondering

microplane, getting more and more delirious with lust as my knuckles get closer to it: he's ruight

"This is getting ridiculous now. Where did you find this contraption? How did you build it? You're not really rolling them straight :/ I'm not sure I like this at all, I don't like the noise. See what's the point! That didn't break with the contraption, so it doesn't coun- I liked that one. That one was neat and clean. It was a clean break. Don't like the noise - she was with chil- you're BEATING the child! It's just sick. It's twisted - HE was with child. Okay. Something about this is... where are these children coming from? Seems unnecessary that they're all pregnant. Just straight beating that Pepsi and their plastic. I don't like this - it's SADISTIC. This is sadistic. I don't - they're SPRITZING me!" *from other video, a man's voice, vaguely sounding like a moan: oooooooooh. oohhhh* lady: "I'm sorry. What was that?" *last bottle falls* (with disappointment) "No."