oh buddy, no

canon nurseydex will hit this website like an atomic bomb i fear

My Shane is an enabler. He’s gonna roll his eyes and tell ilya to fuck himself, but he loves that shit. He’s icing Ilya injuries after a fight barely hiding the fact that he found it funny. He’s providing information for chirps. He’s joining in on the fun cause he loves his husband. Idk man I just don’t think Shane, who fell in love with the NHLs biggest asshole is gonna be annoyed when he’s being an asshole.

headcanon that like his son, david hollander too can also stare at his partner with big doe eyes and get what he wants. it’s rare for ilya to see it but the first time he does he points aggressively and goes “YOU!!! is your fault i never win an argument!!!!” david just blinks while yuna nods solemnly and tells ilya that unfortunately shane learned from the best

after Ilya leaves, Cliff spends a few years feeling a little untethered. Ilya moved to Ottawa, a few more friends got traded away, and suddenly Cliff was surrounded by NHL guys who only dance when they're trying to pull. they turned every night out into a competition, and treat masculinity like a sport. So when Boston gets a PWHL team in 2023, Cliff accidentally befriends a handful of the players. They ended up filling the space Ilya left behind by just being easy to be around.

yeah pass me another hud tummy pic haha im not driving

hollanov at their kid’s autism assesment and the doctor says that autism can be genetic and asks if anyone in the family has autism and shane says no at the same time as ilya says yes

or maybe hayden is just an imperfect friend like all of us and shane can be allowed to keep his one friend he ever had until he had already been an adult for like an entire decade