Long May He Reign

game idea: one of the enemy types you can encounter is dog type. you can tell if an enemy has this type because it will either be called a "doggy" or a "puppy". they will drop dog enzymes and dog medicine. dog medicine can be used on an enemy dog to heal it mid-battle, which provides no benefit to the player

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly

help I’m having ideas beyond my available free time

help I'm having ideas beyond my available energy levels

*me explaining the scene in X-Men 2 where Bobby blows ice on Logan's Pepsi to my terminally heterosexual friends*: "so yeah, that was my gay awakening. And people were killed."

That's basically unsimulated man on man fellatio right there 🥵

There was nothing heterosexual about this scene, nothing at ALL!!

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know