Long May He Reign

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

go to triple hell

slow and slutty wins the race

And here you are, continuing on, despite how hard it's been lately. Proud of you.

i love that discord doesn't tell you if someone's read your messages. like genuinely. normalize others not needing every second of your time right away. normalize taking time to formulate a proper answer. normalize this.

I would let her kill me for sport

just tried to reference the xkcd "today's lucky 10,000" comic but I wanted to explain xkcd first, so I was like "you probably know the one about experts in the field overestimating their audience's familiarity with the subject matter" and uh. he didn't. love me some irony

it annoys me how the bastardized version of this post got memed …. she GAVE cunt she SERVED and she DIED…… remember that ..

in that orderrrrr

Got his ass together in three words

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

her what

does anyone know whag the rest of it says