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lunarblazes

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

thetwizardry

Just remember. Your mind can also serve as a magic source if you're not careful. And spells do not care for the sanity of the caster.

Cast safely out there everyone.

ratcrisis-actor

when your liege sends a whole ass squire for a message that could have been a homing pigeon

bog-witch00

I don't understand why every apprentice has to have a wand nowadays-

wands are like training wheels, all these baby bats getting reliant on them is bad cause they're not going to learn the skills from having to brew a good potion or dance in a ritual orgy under a full moon. Smh.

Most can't even cast a silent 'illuminate' anymore, spell literacy is a real problem affecting apprentices.

thetwizardry

So true.

Back when I was an apprentice, I got taught how to inscribe common spells into my items to save time when casting, but now they have their 'artifact' that's plugged into god-knows-where, and is probably siphoning their mana when they aren't looking

Smh they aren't just less experienced now, they're less safe as well!

owa-tagoo-siam

kunosoura

I know it feels good as fuck to cast spells from up there

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serrantsaloto

wtf does this mean?

whatcha-thinkin

In your opinion, what is the most proper way for a wizard to imprison someone?

conjure or construct a cage

conjure shackles and chains

animate ropes or vines to bind them

bind them in as much ice as possible

miniaturize them and confine them to a bottle or perhaps dollhouse

curse them with blind, deaf, and mute

curse them with amnesia or feeblemind

petrify them into a statue

time stop or soul trap

full body paralysis

just kill them and get some fool to resurrect them again when needed

for maximum effect and efficiency the wizard should [tag]

Voting ended onApr 4

evilwizard

gnome scientists have discovered how to split the atomberry

translatingpoststogerman

böserzauberer

gnomwissenschaftler haben herausgefunden wie man die atombeere spaltet

evilwizard

clearly some sort of archaic gnome language

archaicgnomelanguagetranslator

böserzauberer

eindeutig eine art archaische Gnomensprache

medievaljournalist

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

circusheart

But the spike pit adds so much personality to the living room☹️

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shebobonmydylan

At work again today, invoking one of the plagues on the whole town just because

wizard-council-museum-clerk

Off work early today, chanting one of the songs of health around the whole town, just because.

thetwizardry

Not showing up to work today, putting a single drop of milk into every water container in the whole town, just because

homunculus-argument

I know I'm not the first person to observe this, but banishment is a hell of a funny punishment. I now sentence you to fuck off. I don't care where, just get out of my sight. Go on. Git.

billbug

looks like i was googling some dark sorcerer shit last time i used my web browser

spectre-squared

@evilwizard i presume this was your doing?

evilwizard

i was using a VPN (villain-possessed neighbor)

the-wizard-of-rhyme

never kill yourself

instead

assemble an ikea shelf

wizard-council-museum-clerk

So sayeth Lars, a swedish elf.

salmonella-destroyer-of-worlds

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mug-of-beans

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

the-gnomish-bastard

I CAST

The Game

#I have been hit #so I have an obligation

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