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I don't understand why every apprentice has to have a wand nowadays-

wands are like training wheels, all these baby bats getting reliant on them is bad cause they're not going to learn the skills from having to brew a good potion or dance in a ritual orgy under a full moon. Smh.

Most can't even cast a silent 'illuminate' anymore, spell literacy is a real problem affecting apprentices.

#you shouldn't have to speak every spell you cast #I mean it's not menacing if you have to say “I cast open door” when you're making your dramatic entrances #not to mention how they're not even developing their mad cackling that comes from potion making #they all just buy their potions pre made now #kids these days #wizardblr #wizardposting #witchblr #witchposting #witch blog

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Last time I use raise undead to get some help with the cleaning. I forgot about all the bog fluids in them so I've been watching this rotting guy mop up the fluids HE keeps dripping onto the floor for about 3 hours.

God I really should invest in some skeletons to raise in future, this is just sad.

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"oh my familiar is a cat, my familiar is a frog" how about you get familiar with some bitches huh?!?!!

#went to a Witches Weekly meet up at the local haunted forest #the discussion was lacking #nobody cares about your familiar Esmarelda #or the 4000th story about how you tricked a man into giving you his firstborn to use in your youth potion #and she calls herself a hag smh #witchposting #wizardposting #wizardblr #witch blog

Next time someone shows up at my hut to ask me to heal their dying loved one I am going to turn them into a tree.

#I'm a BOG witch #it's in the fucking name #you'd think that it'd be obvious #but every few weeks some sad bastard shows up and begs me to help them and it's like #idk what I can do for you mate #want some flowers????#wizardposting #wizardblr #witchposting #witchblr #nature witch

Fucking Wizard Council needs to get their shit together, why ban 'summon ketamine ape' when I just watched some guy use summon gorilla and the use summon ketamine.

#Wizard Council is a joke #can't even make legislation without glaringly obvious loopholes #had to deal with a fucking gorilla on ketamine in The Bog #cause for some reason people think The Bog is the best place to do summonings #it got stuck in mud eventually and started to sink so I just watched it drown from my hut #wizardblr #wizardposting #witchblr #witch blog #wizard council #whichever one of you fuckers made this I hate you

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