The.cat.guy

This goes for my blog too. I am not obligated to share anything I don’t want to or feel comfortable sharing. This is not what my blog is for. Please go somewhere else for that type of content. Plus most people spamming about this topic are scammer/fakes. All in all there’s a lot of people that make others feel like they HAVE to share these posts. I don’t have to, and I won’t. Ever. You can’t change my mind. Respect boundaries, I’m not a monster for having them.

aye can i get uh………ingredients on my burger

beetroot?

you want beetroot?

you want fucking beet root?

ingredience

why is “get ___ed idiot” one of the funniest sentences in the english language

get verbed idiot, the sequel to “ok nounboy”

get verbed nounboy

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do it.

I checked this blog to see what other suggestions there were and there were none.

Now that I look closer, the url does say ‘suggestion’ singular, so I don’t know what I expected.

Damn way to read the assignment and go above and beyond.

the bleakness and sanitized feel of most American protestant churches really is an underused medium.

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for "media.mediasource.enabled" and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

We jailbreaking browsers now lmao

i had a dream where tornadoes were made illegal or something i just remember like a dozen police cars driving directly toward a tornado with their sirens on and all getting sucked into the tornado

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why is this making me laugh so fucking hard

THANK YOU FOR ADDING A VISUAL OMG

I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

For $100 can put every single one of the games I have on steam on a card that fits on my fingertip, and then drop it on my carpet and never see it ever again, what a time to be alive.

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

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you CANNOT read too much old timey fiction because I was playing Raft with the lads this morning and without a THOUGHT said we could sail over to another island "if the wind would consent to blow" & let me tell you. This did not pass by unremarked.

like to charge, reblog to cast.

sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

everyone suggesting uranium isn't wrong but anyone who said "literally any rock if you're willing to resort to violence" are the only people who can get on my level. you're hired.

caincore

okay which fandom that sprung up out of nowhere overnight like mushrooms after rain is this a reference to i can't keep up anymore

oh you meant like. that guy from the bible who invented murder. right.