Evil Blog

benoit blanc truly is a character of all time. who tf listens to skimbleshanks the railway cat full volume in their car on the way to a police station

I love how Blanc went from tapping a single note on a piano to hurry the interviews along while remaining a silent and mysterious figure in the background to straight up blasting the phantom of the opera on a church organ to interrupt a murder confession

Jesus also spent Christmas in a barn full of animals

glass onion really was benoit's day off like yeah there was an explosion and he had to run around in the dark while a murderer was carrying a loaded gun but ☝️ helen didn't keep trying to confess to murder

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

i don't think Mike decapitating balloon boy was in the script, I think Josh Hutcherson played fnaf 2 in preparation for the movie and that was his genuine reaction to seeing that fucker