catch you on the flip side

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Your heart is not true enough to enter the gates of Margaritaville

My heart was heavier than the feather; I am sentenced to Rainforest Cafe

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

I'd be shocked that tumblr doesn't like the Odyssey but then I remembered that 90% of this sites user base are grown adults who haven't seen an R rated movie

that and the movie as well as the damnable "translation" it is based off of spits in the face of the source material at every turn.