Idk either, man.

You never know what color pallette someone's Tumblr is till ppl are screenshotting posts and tags

Oh wow.

Some people on tumblr are reading ancient scrolls and you'd never know

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

I know this sounds jokey and funney but I am serious and it is ableist and infantilising and inaccessible so stop

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept

you know social media is dead when ppl are complaining abt 2k likes on instagram or tiktok like i KNOW u have never been on tumblr because i feel famous with 20 likes on a post 😛

some things are your fault and some are not and actually it doesn’t matter either way because you have to deal with all of it anyways

the whole concept of fault and blame is not useful in most situations