Idk either, man.

unfortunately I am not attractive enough to identify as a hot mess but I am definitely a room temperature inconvenience

I know this sounds jokey and funney but I am serious and it is ableist and infantilising and inaccessible so stop

Reblog if you are really good at clicking reblog

if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday

Imagine if sometimes some fucking Ț̷̡͂̀̎͠h̸̜̅͐̄ì̸̩̮̃̃̆n̸̗̰̟͉͐̑͋͆͜g̸̮̻͔̼̬͌ could just crash through the shimmering veil of reality with a trail of fragments from the suffocating void enveloping it, grab whoever's unlucky enough to be closest, and swoop back out like it was nothing. And this was just one of your everyday hazards to worry about. Incredible cosmic horror concept

you know social media is dead when ppl are complaining abt 2k likes on instagram or tiktok like i KNOW u have never been on tumblr because i feel famous with 20 likes on a post 😛

some things are your fault and some are not and actually it doesn’t matter either way because you have to deal with all of it anyways

the whole concept of fault and blame is not useful in most situations

It even crashes like a car in a ps2 game

I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair.

oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please?

omg the new emoji 🫪🫪🫪🫪

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