sex, drugs, and shitposting

the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive

I don't think Tolkien is a good fantasy writer because he scored the highest at some objective Best Fantasy Book Test that every fantasy writer has to take, I think he's a good fantasy writer because he created a world based on things that he was interested in. I feel like a lot of fantasy writers think that they need to create a whole language for their world because Tolkien did and obviously his books are the best so they have to emulate him, but Tolkien did that because he was a linguistics nerd. I think the lesson to be learned from him is not that you have to include elves and deep history and new languages, but that you have to write endlessly about the things you are a huge nerd about and use those things to create your fantasy world

My condolences to the sugar baby twinks in DC who just lost their primary income

wonder if people would like to see me draw actually monstrous women....

they're all dating <3

Woww miss angel, you're so pretty. Is it your first time on earth? Let me show you around! There's this game all human girls play together, just follow me down this alley, 'kay?

Kiss that doll girl

"why should I put my prog in my butt?" because first-pass metabolism converts most of it to allopregnanolone when you swallow it. that's why it works so differently, it's effectively like taking an entirely different drug.