Every Blog has a Silver Lining

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

it also implies that op developed immunity to windex

Happy pride to the op with immunity to windex

oh go for it, it could be so much worse

12-2am lasts 15 minutes if you aren't careful

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck

Nothing beats a cool, refreshing Two Gulpin Tuesday...

I need to do this. (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't do it) (Doesn't d

Marina and the diamonds

"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted

I love how every single Georg post observes the original's typo

i like that you said "observe" instead of "preserve," implying this has religious importance.