Trash In All Its Forms

i will say the funniest thing i’ve ever fucking seen on a tv soap is when my mum was watching holby city (british medical drama) many many years ago and there was this one really arrogant anaesthetist and he was bragging about something or other while holding a charged defibrillator pad in each hand and triumphantly clapped them together and just straight up electrocuted himself and fucking died. it was supposed to be like a serious scene but nothing i’ve ever watched since has surpassed that level of comedy

it’s so much fucking funnier than i remember

physically, yes, i could fight a bird. but emotionally? imagine the toll

this is probably the best compilation out there

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

physically? im here, but mentally im in a renaissance painting wearing a silk dress and looking wistfully into the distance

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

I walk this lonely road. in my bag, i have a giant toad

Don’t know where it goes, but it’s only me and this giant toad

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