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trying on a metaphor
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Cosmic Funnies
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Kaledo Art
we're not kids anymore.

Andulka
Not today Justin
seen from Cameroon
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seen from Türkiye
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Nap lengths are always randomised.

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on it boss
This came to me in a dream and I woke up to make it.
I think about this like once a day
I have heard a variant on it that I really like: "You cannot hate yourself into someone you can love."

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One of those how-many-life-experiences-have-you-had things, except all the points are ridiculously hyperspecific, pointlessly general, or just plain weird.
How many can you get?
Accidentally fallen in a natural body of water
Visited the second-largest city on your country
Taken ibuprofen on an empty stomach
Gotten a tattoo in only purple ink
Tried to dye your hair only to find the dye wouldn't take
Drank a spider
Broken your left femur in exactly two places simultaneously
Nearly ran out of petrol on the highway but not quite
Had an allergic reaction during an exam, because of the exam materials
Been prescribed antihistamines
Blocked someone on tumblr
Submitted a CV with a typo in the first line
Drank coffee without sugar
Been in an airplane only for the flight to be cancelled before takeoff
Abandoned a hobby exactly three days after you picked it up
Gotten the wrong prescription glasses because you were too shy to tell the student optometrist they were blocking your view of the eye chart so you just made up some answers at random
Been told "jokes about [trauma you had] are never funny" right after you made a joke about said trauma
Gotten lost at a new school
Been to a birthday party
Told someone you don't speak a certain language, in that language (give yourself a bonus point if you were lying to avoid a having a conversation (give yourself another bonus point if it was your native language (give yourself another bonus point if you clearly doing something - eg reading a book or watching a movie - that indicated that you did in fact speak said language)))
Left kudos on AO3
Read a book longer than 300 pages
Accidentally declined a call you wanted to take
Found a coin on the footpath that was the largest denomination minted in the country you were in at the time
Watched a TV series in an order determined by a random number generator
Gone out of your way to spit on someone's grave
Rolled a 12 on a pair of D6s
Received a scholarship that did not pay nearly enough to cover the course fees
Visited Geraldine, Aotearoa
Been mistaken for a sibling of a different gender
Accidentally shoplifted
Coloured your nails with a highlighter
Thanked your aunt for the lovely handkerchiefs
Been adopted by a calico cat with six toes on each paw
Looked someone up in an actual old-fashioned phonebook
Been given a nickname you initially hated but grew to like
Cut your own hair without looking in a mirror
Lived somewhere everyone says is haunted but you've never noticed anything abnormal
Driven a car older than yourself
Stowed away on a ship that turned out to be heading in completely the opposite direction from where you wanted to go
God I fucking love being a monk at the Monastery of Lindisfarne on this fine morning of June 8th, 793. I love looking at all the gold and silver objects and alive monks that live here.
Chat, is it considered āabusive roommate behaviorā to release a raccoon into the living space after you have asked your roommate for months to please clean up their messes (they do not pay any of the mortgage)
For context, when I used to live alone I would do something called āPrincess Timeā where I would do an initial sweep (to remove any significant hazards) and then I would release a raccoon into the living area and clean. This helped because I would 1) feel like a princess and 2) the raccoon would bring attention to things my ADHD brain had decided to ignore and Iād quickly clean that stuff up.
So like, if Iām expected to clean the house now, I will be doing it in the way that is most effective for me. And anything that has not been cleaned up after months of having sit-down talks and sending reminders and being promised things will change, might be deemed ātrashā by the trash panda and thrown away.
We havenāt done since we moved into the house, because I didnāt want to cause my roommate or their cats destress or have their things destroyed by a raccoon
I am a raccoon biologist and one of the few people in the state allowed to take in captive bred raccoons that had been possessed illegally. The raccoon in the photos is Moonshine, but she is currently at the animal sanctuary where I work as I had been quarantining multiple new intakes from an abuse case. I still have two males (Rum Tum Tugger and Electra) left in my home enclosure as we are getting them neutered and then hopefully sending them to an AZA accredited zoo.
I wanna make things very clear that underneath all the whimsy, I am a trained professional.
Those vibes are likely because Iām the original creator of Dashcon and my personality has not changed since 2012 lmao

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there's a group of high school boys in this McDonald's and I just heard one of them say "I bet you you cannae break your own arm" so something interesting might happen shortly