You're going to be amazing

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

Reblog this and tell me what was your biggest crying over a piece of fiction. You can be vague if you don't want to spoil.

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

sir please thats my emotional support song that i first heard on a 8tracks playlist in 2014

We must reduce labor to zero and then all hang out

ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.