You're going to be amazing

I fucked up a job interview so bad today they asked me why I wanted to work at this fast food restaurant and I blanked and said that when I was little I liked their fries and wanted to be the French fry queen

I got the job

thank you guys for playing blogs with me

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

Call me an amphibian the way I toadally frogot.

i feel like there is a sleep in me that needs to be slept but each time i sleep i don't sleep that sleep